I'm on the internet... I'm lying to all of you. I don't have 3,000 rounds. Call me paranoid, but I don't tell ANYONE (sorry, even you, my anonymous internet brethren) what I have in my house in the way of firearms, ammunition, 2-ply toilet paper, etc etc. The last part of your post is what I am and will continue to do.
To the folks who attempted to apply for the permit with their local Fire Marshal, and put their feedback here - I thank you! (andrew1220, rep308, LittleCalm, usp45ct, Knob Creek... sorry if I missed anyone)