I was once eating at a burrito place in Little Rock, Arkansas. Two of not just the fattest cops I've ever seen, but fattest humans I've ever seen came waddling in. They both had to do that little side step shuffle to fit through the door way. There is no chance they could ever catch anyone. It reminded me of this scene from the amazing movie 'In Bruges'.
Except they were even fatter.
I think I have been to the same burrito/convince store. The last time I was there, there was 4 cruisers in the parking lot. Good cheap burritos.