How many guns do you own?

[jamz]

Inspired by the "we're #1!" thread, I'm curious to see roughly how many guns NESers have as opposed to a "regular guy".


Remember, because you typed it out in the internets, it must be true!
We'll count everything BUT BB, pellet, airsoft, paintball, and "toy" guns.

For those who might be wary of putting a number of guns down, maybe put down how many you might theoretically have, if you were into guns.

I have 20, as far as I can remember.

 

[tele_mark]

I'm embarrassed to say I only have 10.

 

[FPrice]

I have one or two laying around here somewhere.

 

[Jamie]

If I had ANY guns, it may be in the vicinity of 30. But that is only IF I had any guns.

 

[Hamar]

I dont think I'd publish that information on the world wide web..........That is, IF I had guns......

 

[jkelly]

Guns?


Respectfully,

jkelly

 

[JonJ]

How many guns do you own?

1 "gun"

 

[hminsky]

What is this word "gun"? It is not familiar to me.

 

[C-pher]

1 "gun"

I was thinking three...but you were thinking what I was thinking.. I was going to say one.. But then it hit me that people call their arms guns as well.

 

[WVBob]

Pending on how you count them. One to many or five short of what I want.

 

[Palladin]

This is my rifle, THIS is my gun. This is for shootin' THIS is for FUN !

 

[M1911]

To quote Sen. Phil Gramm: "More than I need and less than I want." As for the actual number, I lost count a several years back.

 

[mk70ss]

I dont think I'd publish that information on the world wide web..........That is, IF I had guns......

Good advice. If I had any, I wouldn't want anyone to know either....

 

[EddieCoyle]

That's nobody's business but my own.

 

[Adam_MA]

Currently I own 186 baby killing cop slaying gang banging handguns, 79 assault rifles, 45 precision high power sniper rifles, 42 massively destructive shotguns, 31 fully automatic devices of pure terror, and 16 .50 caliber killing machines to take out people I don't like from 17 miles away. I currently keep somewhere around 600,000 rounds of armor piercing ammo on hand for my guns, and have lined the inside walls of my house with 1/4" hardened steel plate, behind steel reinforced concrete, containing quad pane bullet resistant windows, and hidden firing ports with 360 degree fields of fire marked out to 1000 meters.

I DARE the government pussies to come try to take them away!

 

[gene]

Guns? What Guns? Who has guns?

 

[copterdoctor]

GUNS? What guns? Guns are icky!

 

[one-eyed Jack]

I'll never tell.

 

[Moderator]

About 5 less then I had this time last year. [sad2]

 

[jasonj84]

This is my rifle, THIS is my gun. This is for shootin' THIS is for FUN !

I believe its for "fighting" not shooting, which would be technically correct, as we Marines are trained in the employment of our weapons in hand to hand combat. I by the way, have no "guns".

 

[Arioch]

No guns. Nope not one. Not at my house thank God. I've been told that they are evil and an invention of the devil. (My girls feel the same way!)

 

[IPSC_DRL]

Guns?

A family member got glance inside the safe the other day and said "Wow, how many guns do you have?" I said "I don't know. How many socks do you have?"

Thanks for the line Boudrie.

 

[jdubois]

Wait a minute... I thought this was a liberal bashing forum. Some of you guys have guns too?

 

[cdkayak]

Not enough

 

[LoginName]

More than I need, but not as many as I want.

 

[Tiktock]

I don't have any guns, but have a few expesive paper hole punchers.

 

[Jay G]

How many guns do I have?

Several hundred fewer than I'd like...

 

[depicts]

I'd like to know how many we all have, especially with the national average as 9 for every ten people.

I really WOULD like to know how many some of you guys (and gals) have..... er.... for math reasons, just trying to figure if I need one or not.... yeah..... that's the story.

Lets try it another way, how many homes in your area are covered in the national average, thanks to your diligence and concern for your neighbor?

 

[rep308]

Can you carry all your guns at once?

Does your collection weigh more than you?

A gun nut is a person who has one more gun than you.

Ralph

 

[packingungal]

Anyone interested in collecting figures from a site advertising "shooters" with the word "gun" all over it, probably figure most of us own at least one....sounds like a good guess.