Having More Than 7 Days Of Food Makes You A Suspected Terrorist

[Knob Creek]

 

[mclina]

This would explain why an overwhelming majority of terrorist acts are perpetrated by members of one religion.

We have to put a stop to Mormon terrorism.

 

[Boghog1]

Wish I could find the full list, food, missing fingers, ammunition, more than one gun etc...

 

[Rider]

... more than one gun etc...

I don't get it. I can have hundreds and hundreds of Craftsman wrenches, and dozens of power tools, but I buy 30 guns and a few cases of ammunition and suddenly I'm the bad guy.

I can see it now: the scene- Home Depot. DHS Officer: excuse me sir, can you tell me what you plan to do with all these 2x4's and cement board?

 

[hankster]

Watch out if your a real old school machinist .

 

[Archilochus]

Watch out if your a real old school machinist .

No worries there, I still got all ten fingers....

 

[Hiltonizer]

In other news: Coupon books have been declared banned travel items by the TSA.

 

[hankster]

No worries there, I still got all ten fingers....

They all full ones ?

 

[Finalygotabeltfed]

This is a declaration of war on the American people.

 

[edin508]

I can see it now.. Stings set outside of every BJ's and Costco store.

Excuse me sir, what is the deal with buying 10lbs of bacon?
Huh?
We'll be watching you!

 

[Boghog1]

What is funny/scary is I read an article that the average American home has 2 weeks of food left when people say they are out of food. I can't find the article now of course, but if that is the case most Americans could be considered terrorist.

How long ago was it when we had McCartyism? you know that period when people were being accused of being disloyal and subversive to the government, will we ever learn?

 

[Pete85]

So does this make my parents periodic terrorists? They routinely go shopping at BJs and will buy in bulk (sometimes as much as 3 or 4 months worth of non-perishible food) and buy the perishible stuff as needed.

 

[Gak44]

This is a declaration of war on the American people.

This is what I think as well.

 

[Business]

If I lose a finger I am so screwed

 

[Knob Creek]

The irony here is that FEMA recommends every family have two weeks of food ahead.

 

[Archilochus]

The irony here is that FEMA recommends every family have two weeks of food ahead.

Therefore.... FEMA is a terrorist front group! I KNEW something wasn't right with them.

 

[excoastie]

This is a declaration of war on the American people.

This! And as our liberties erode, the sheeple sleep.

 

[Big Daddy 45acp]

Well, it's almost time to forget about the soap, ballot and jury boxes!

 

[Horrible]

What is funny/scary is I read an article that the average American home has 2 weeks of food left when people say they are out of food. I can't find the article now of course, but if that is the case most Americans could be considered terrorist.

Exactly. I don't always make it to the grocery store EVERY weekend. And since I don't order out every night after the first week and don't starve, I am a terrorist?! Wow, talk about chasing the wrong groups of people. Effin' ridiculous.

By this logic, all those people on the show "Extreme Couponing" should be on America's Most Wanted!!

 

[Chrisg67]

its so very sad that our government would call most of the citizens suspected terrorists. where is the america we all grew up in

 

[AllaSnackbah]

The irony here is that FEMA recommends every family have two weeks of food ahead.

Ah you beat me to it...

 

[Boris]

now when my wife asks me if we got something to eat at home, I have to plead the 5th.