Infinite Jester
Navy Veteran
Phew. Glad I woke up.
I was on the couch on this lazy Saturday afternoon, watching a bad Dennis Hopper thriller from 2000 about a serial killer on Netflix, and sleeping fitfully.
I was dreaming that some guy had my family and in order to save them, I needed my handgun. Every time I had an opportunity to do something about it, there was an issue. The slide catch stuck once, then my magazine was empty. The worst one was trying to put my gun back together from a field strip position, behind my back. I was being sneaky, because he had a gun on my kids. I thought I had it done, only to find out that I had put the recoil spring where the barrel should be. I actually had another opportunity to fix this mistake, but the spring morphed into this long, twisted, variation of itself, like a pulled out slinky.
Does anyone else have gun related dreams?
Enough with this dreaming stuff already. All it does is cause me endless stress. It was a long week at work, and instead of a nice afternoon nap, I have to dream about firearm proficiency. Wonderful
I was on the couch on this lazy Saturday afternoon, watching a bad Dennis Hopper thriller from 2000 about a serial killer on Netflix, and sleeping fitfully.
I was dreaming that some guy had my family and in order to save them, I needed my handgun. Every time I had an opportunity to do something about it, there was an issue. The slide catch stuck once, then my magazine was empty. The worst one was trying to put my gun back together from a field strip position, behind my back. I was being sneaky, because he had a gun on my kids. I thought I had it done, only to find out that I had put the recoil spring where the barrel should be. I actually had another opportunity to fix this mistake, but the spring morphed into this long, twisted, variation of itself, like a pulled out slinky.
Does anyone else have gun related dreams?
Enough with this dreaming stuff already. All it does is cause me endless stress. It was a long week at work, and instead of a nice afternoon nap, I have to dream about firearm proficiency. Wonderful