so not the same guy, but a passing acquaintance I met this weekend - he noticed my USMC sniper shirt a friend gave to me - "you can run, but you'll just die tired"
- oh you shoot?
yep
-Cool! I collect guns
cool, what do you have
-Man, I just got a SAW
an M249?
-Oh I don't know the model, but its the gun from Blackhawk down
really? you own a squad automatic weapon?
-yeah, its ****in cool, too, holds 10,000 rounds
10,000 rounds?
before I got too in depth, I realized it was an airsoft.
oh, you have an airsoft gun, that's cool, man. They make some realistic looking guns (trying to be nice)
- dude, I keep it by the bed in case someone breaks in. this thing will totally **** someone up.
Yeah, that way if he comes at you, you can really offend him with little red welts.
OK, that was a tad harsh, he ended up sulking away like an idiot.