Dude got swatted in Reading today

[polygraph603]

Oh, and cams, if you accept my polygraph challenge, I'll send you a $100 good-faith deposit to your PayPal account immediately.

 

[headednorth]

guys cmon, dont let this guy shit up this thread any more than he already has. He's obviously trolling for some reason

 

[polygraph603]

guys cmon, dont let cams off the hook.

It's an easy $1,000!

 

[Picton]

Yup.

Still delivers.

 

[polygraph603]

In spades!

 

[Prepper]

Sorry I am still laughing about the Fiat 500..... Having trouble commenting on anything else.

 

[polygraph603]

And it ain't no ordinary Fiat 500. It's the hi-po Abarth edition. It'll easily smoke cams' 4x4 Tonka toy truck.

 

[polygraph603]

cams, to help put you at ease, the polygraph exam will be consistent with federal polygraph guidelines.

That includes US Army CID polygraph protocols.

You're familiar with the CID, aren't you?

 

[Prepper]

View: https://media.giphy.com/media/Z1LYiyIPhnG9O/giphy.gif

 

[Shark_Cage]

Anything new going on with this Reading incident?

I have to submit some form to formally request the report. I will do that tomorrow.

why is the poly grip guy even on this board?

 

[cams]

You seem to have formed some type of unhealthy infatuation with me Father Porter.

As a 66 year old man, I’ll cut you some slack, but you’re pushing it. This hole that you’ve dug for yourself and bathed in your own humiliation has not gone unnoticed by the membership.

Neither I nor they will deal with you for much longer if you keep trolling for a fight that you can’t and won’t win.

This thread is not ours, return it to the topic at hand so it doesn’t get locked.

 

[polygraph603]

So, cams, you're chickening out of the polygraph challenge?

It's an easy grand in your pocket. Why the hesitation? So confused...

But hey, you can always confess your sins to Fr. Paul Shanley. He should understand.

 

[Climbnsink]

It rubs the polygraph on its skin

 

[cams]

@Shark_Cage sorry brother I’m trying to get us back on track here. Someone took a double dose of geritol this morning apparently.

 

[polygraph603]

Close, but no cigar. I'm a Haley's M-O man.

But let's get back to the polygraph challenge...

Why not accept? What are you afraid of?

 

[rcwhat]

Close, but no cigar. I'm a Haley's M-O man.

But let's get back to the polygraph challenge...

Why not accept? What are you afraid of?

Why not have a dick slapping challenge instead?

 

[jhagberg88]

@polygraph603

Hey bud I don’t have a
NES chip that shocks me every time some high brow feminist starts swinging his purse around demanding answers. Hope you didn’t lose too much sleep thinking about my dick slapping off your forehead.

For the sake of this thread and possibly getting you to STFU I’ll give you this, I explained it clearly in post #107. Feel free to hike your skirt up and read it before defiling my good senses anymore.

And because I’m a nice and helpful MF, if that’s not sufficient I can demonstrate it in person for crystal clear clarification. I’ll even help you stand up again afterwards and stuff you safely back into your Prius before finishing my coffee.

Your other option is to walk your lily white ass over to the phone and call 5-0. Tell them you found a godless f***ing heathen online who upset your world views of men, I’m sure they’d be thrilled to know what I’ve been up too lately, ask them to bring me coffee too or they’re not getting in. Standing rule.

#iwanttobedickslappedtoo #whatisadickslap #forehead #manpurse #GFY #imawhinyc*nt #penisdreams

Hey man, I drive a Prius, I’m so offended.

 

[polygraph603]

Why not have a dick slapping challenge instead?

Given cams' own vivid description of the homo-erotic beatdown he fantasized of in an earlier post, he might very well go for it. But not me.

 

[drgrant]

Given cams' own vivid description of the homo-erotic beatdown he fantasized of in an earlier post, he might very well go for it. But not me.

Protip: Nobody here actually cares about your virtue signaling bullshit side quest. For f***s sake, Just give it a rest so the rest of us might be able to find out what happened to drama bitchkaren or truck guy from the original post in this thread.

 

[polygraph603]

Actually, drgrant, a few people are waiting for cams to step up and accept the challenge.

 

[headednorth]

a few people

 

[drgrant]

Actually, drgrant, a few people are waiting for cams to step up and accept the challenge.

No, nobody is, just stop sniffing your own crack smoke.

 

[timbo]

Actually, drgrant, a few people are waiting for cams to step up and accept the challenge.

All those waiting, please raise your right hand...

 

[polygraph603]

Keep circling the wagons, boys.

 

[Drix]

Has anyone mushroom stamped anybody yet? Or is whole thing still being circle jerked?

 

[headednorth]

Is it really necessary to circle the wagons against one guy?

 

[polygraph603]

Is it really necessary to circle the wagons against one guy?

Probably not, but you should do it for cams -- just to make him feel safe.

 

[KBCraig]

Just give it a rest so the rest of us might be able to find out what happened to drama bitchkaren...

I think we know.

Karen is currently challenging cams to a polygraph test.

 

[Bistro]

Watch out cams

Sounds like a kicker

 

[polygraph603]

OK clowns, this has been fun, but it's getting late for this geezer.

Let's pick it up tomorrow.

Meanwhile, here's a "cheat sheet" for cams.

https://antipolygraph.org/lie-behind-the-lie-detector.pdf

All he has to do is study chapter 3 and memorize chapter 4.