Chinese Submarine Accident

[AllaSnackbah]

Has a Chinese submarine crashed in the Taiwan Strait? What we know

Beijing's "Shang-class" nuclear attack submarine has been described as China's "most potent" submarine in its current fleet.

www.newsweek.com

Defense ministry denies Chinese nuclear sub accident in Taiwan Strait | Taiwan News | Aug. 23, 2023 10:24

www.taiwannews.com.tw

Que the Thomas Dolby ????

 

[nstassel]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

 

[lowbuckbob]

From the headline I thought it was that someone dropped a hoagie roll with General Tso chicken in it.

 

[mcshooter]

One ping only

 

[safetyfirst2125]

Everybody denying it and no evidence to support it…why is this a thread??

 

[slap shot]

Still applies


View: https://youtu.be/jIE94r8G3xc?si=CdncLjssCNLn28dq

 

[AJK129]

Everybody denying it and no evidence to support it…why is this a thread??

Nobody admits to losing a sub though

 

[Dench]

Everybody denying it and no evidence to support it…why is this a thread??

They've had some huge submarine incidents in recent history so it's certainly a possibility.

 

[snowballs]

A chink in the armored hull?

 

[whatluck]

Still applies


View: https://youtu.be/jIE94r8G3xc?si=CdncLjssCNLn28dq

I immediately thought of this

 

[ridleyman]

We can only hope! I love regular Chinese people, but the Chinese leadership and military are pure evil and should be sent to hell.

 

[AJK129]

In the Titan thread someone had recommended the book Blind Mans Bluff. I found it super interesting

 

[Broc]

Everybody denying it and no evidence to support it…why is this a thread??

Dude, you are one of 10-15 people that cannot ask why this is a thread.

 

[whatluck]

Dude, you are one of 10-15 people that cannot ask why this a thread.

An alpha male shits where he pleases.

 

[Broc]

An alpha male shits where he pleases.

Why I sh*t everywhere.

#AlphaOperatorSniper

 

[Marty McFly]

Horey shit

 

[rogersmithiii]

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

I heard that a leak soaked the ship's freeze-dried, ramen supply, and the resulting volume expansion blew up the ship.

There was soy sauce everywhere.

 

[richc]

Chinese spokesperson, Sum Ting Wong, refused to comment on the alleged accident.

 

[Dennis in MA]

One Ping only

Fixed the lack of capitalization.

 

[mcshooter]

Nobody admits to losing a sub though

The Russians did

 

[tuna]

I thought submarines were supposed to sink?

 

[AllaSnackbah]

The Russians did

Two actually

 

[pastera]

I thought submarines were supposed to sink?

No they are supposed to surface!
All boats sink

 

[MaroonedinMA]

Two actually

Three if you count the Red October. #neverforget #seanconneryuberales #sh*tposting

 

[snowballs]

Horey shit

They need to put details on a spled sheet

 

[AllaSnackbah]

The submarine is stranded on the bottom not unlike the titanic submersible. Unfortunately unlike the submersible where the crew had 24hrs worth of oxygen, the chinese vessel reportedly only has "TEN MINUTE YOU PICK UP!"

 

[Broc]

I am dropping a couple of submersibles as I type this.

 

[MisterHappy]

I thought submarines were supposed to sink?

It's like climbing a mountain - if you don't get back to the bottom, it didn't count.





In reverse, obviously.

 

[Shark_Cage]

I hear Stockton Rush has a Chinese half brother in the Chinese Navy
His name is Craptain Crunch.

 

[PATRON]

They just can't drive.