dcmdon
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Drop the kids off at the pool before you go out in public.
You don't drink coffee or eat Chinese food for lunch, do you?
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Drop the kids off at the pool before you go out in public.
I draw it and point it at the door in case somebody tries a stall invasion while I'm dropping a deuce.
Holy Crap. A 7 year old thread about taking a crap with a gun, and it has gone to 31 pages. It's pretty funny, but I'm not going to read the whole thing.
I hate those ****ers who rattle the door when you're doing your thing.
For SAFETIES SAKE, PLEASE...NO Chipotle!!!! The explosive discharge....might just cause an negligent discharge!
I usually order my Chipotle with "hold the norovirus". That helps.
Well it makes sense to bring the tread back since the bathroom occupancy rules have changed.
Now if anyone gives you any crap about an exposed firearm, just scream that you a tranny and call them a bigot. Everyone will flee in terror
I think Id rather just carry a rape whistle around my neck instead of a fanny pack
Style is much more important than substance, very stylish those rape whistles.
I hate those ****ers who rattle the door when you're doing your thing.
My FIL is handicapped, he often rolls out of their house in the mountains with a whistle for bears. I constantly remind him not to forget, or compliment him on his rape whistle. 11 years later, and he still doesnt know what to make of me.
He should take BBQ sauce to flavor himself for the bear for when he forgets that whistle was hunting once and came across a wild plum tree and recognized a bear had been eating off of it. Plums gave it the trots and there was runny bear crap full of plum pits for about 200 yards from the tree. Tell your FIL you will be able to find him if a bear eats him, that whistle will go through like a plum pit
I think Id rather just carry a rape whistle around my neck instead of a fanny pack
Hey,what's wrong with a fanny pack? I use one all the time,and it's very easy when your dropping the kids off at the pool.
Well, first and foremost, it creates a level fear in criminals, which is absolutely "not what we stand for here in The Commonwealth"... and none of our citizens, not even those poor unfortunate rapists and muggers, should have to live in fear....It's "uncivilized".If everyone wore a fanny pack gun or no gun the folkes would all look armed, what effect does an armed population have on crime?
Well, first and foremost, it creates a level fear in criminals, which is absolutely "not what we stand for here in The Commonwealth"... and none of our citizens, not even those poor unfortunate rapists and muggers, should have to live in fear....It's "uncivilized".
Wife traveled a great deal and wore a gun fanny pack just for the reason of useing public restrooms. Could drop her pants to do her business and still have her gun waste level should she need it.
Same thing, roughly!In the toilet context I think you mean waist level. [emoji2]
In the toilet context I think you mean waist level. [emoji2]