10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman

[drumenigma]

When you go to use your gun it doesn't say things like "I have a headache", "I'm tired" or "It's that time of the month"

 

[Capo2186]

When you go to use your gun it doesn't say things like "I have a headache", "I'm tired" or "It's that time of the month"

AMEN!

 

[dwarven1]

Your gun never complains that it feels like you're just using it. for your own pleasure, that is.

 

[Mike1911]

A gun is always ready for action

You can take your gun hunting, fishing or where ever and it never complains, gets bored or tired

Your gun never has to make or take "p" breaks or gets hungry

You can hold and fondle it while watching t.v. or your favorite action movie (not some 'chick flick')

 

[Kid Presentable]

#3. A gun doesn't ask," Do these new grips make me look fat?"

i have definitely told my gun it looks fat with a set of grips i got once

 

[center442]

Guns never say "Are you going shooting....AGAIN?"

 

[ShadeWPI]

Guns don't mind if you share with a friend.

Guns are always "ready to go"

Guns don't mind if you rent another to "try it out"

 

[Executive]

Guns don't have boobs.

I think that settles the argument.


Chris

 

[jhblaze1]

If you spend a bunch of money on ammo and take your gun out for a nice evening trip to the range you know you're gonna get what you wanted out of it.

 

[ChevyGuy91]

I like 'em both

She just joined NES, just waiting to be reviewed.

 

[Zappa]

A gun can be kept clean, all lubed up, and ready for action whenever you are.

 

[scooter]

When carrying on you motorcycle the gun never tells me to pull over I have to pee or its too cold out

 

[mass]

Accidental discharge...oh wait. Never mind.

 

[FPrice]

Guns don't have boobs.
Chris

No, but an awful lot of boobs have guns.

 

[center442]

I like 'em both
>Snip<

Ed, I like both also, but I have to say that guns require a lot less 'maintenance'.

 

[Chrisg67]

guns dont mind when you strip them down and play with them while watching tv

 

[kevin9]

guns dont mind when you strip them down and play with them while watching tv

then you be playing with the wrong wim'en.

Spoiler: ofcourse

of course I don't know any such women either, but it sounded like a good line

 

[FPrice]

Spoiler: ofcourse

of course I don't know any such women either, but it sounded like a good line

 

[matt]

Guns never castrate you and destroy your freedom and happiness?

"Dr Freud, call on line 2!!"

 

[Catmouflage]

I like 'em both

She just joined NES, just waiting to be reviewed.

I'M OFFICIAL!!

 

[ChevyGuy91]