10 reasons why a gun is better than a woman

[scooter]

Subject: Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women



Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so he will probably let you
try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3. A gun doesn't ask," Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN




JUST KIDDING LADIES

 

[jorgefreitas]

 

[FPrice]

#10. You can keep your old 44 and get a new 22 at the same time.

Fixed it for you.

 

[wiskie762]

 

[jenlynn724]

One reason a woman is better than a gun.

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[bostonasphalt2]

One reason a woman is better than a gun.

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they are good cooks. what do I get for getting it right?

 

[jenlynn724]

they are good cooks. what do I get for getting it right?

my husband would disagree..

 

[scooter]

One reason a woman is better than a gun.

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Dishes????

My wife is laughing because I just finished doing them

 

[jenlynn724]

Dishes????

My wife is laughing because I just finished doing them

you do dishes?? I wish...

 

[Blitz1]

One reason a woman is better than a gun.

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Drawing a blank here.

 

[fanocool]

One reason a woman is better than a gun.

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THAT is one good reason.......and I can think of one or two more....wink wink, nudge nudge

 

[Blitz1]

Guns do what you want them to.

 

[Blitz1]

It only takes one finger to set a gun off.

 

[Blitz1]

You can strip a gun whenever you want.

 

[Maj. Boom Boom]

a gun you have to clean when your done using it

 

[Tara]

I can think of at least 5 reasons women are better than guns.


But that is pretty funny anyways.

 

[Tara]

It only takes one finger to set a gun off.

Sweet baby Jesus.

 

[RI_John]

Guns don't get mad at you when you make them dress up in French Maid outfits and ask them to dust the safe.

 

[icyclefar]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#10. You can keep your old 44 and get a new 22 at the same time.

Fixed it for you.

I'll fix it for both of you ............

You can trade in and old 44 FOR A PAIR OF NEW 22's

 

[scooter]

you do dishes?? I wish...

My wife told me foreplay starts in the kitchen,tonight it started at the sink doing dishes

 

[tung tide]

Maybe I'd better keep my IWB thoughts to myself

 

[RI_John]

Guns never castrate you and destroy your freedom and happiness?

 

[dwarven1]

they are good cooks. what do I get for getting it right?

my husband would disagree..

You're NOT a good cook?

 

[Blitz1]

Guns never castrate you and destroy your freedom and happiness?

What are you trying to say here?

Guns preserve your freedom and happiness.

 

[oceanblues]

im trying to think of an accidental discharge line but i just cant think of one...

 

[scooter]

I have one about hand loads but I think I will refrain

 

[FPrice]

11. Guns will never make you sleep on the couch at night after you laugh hilariously at an online thread entitled "10 Reasons Why a Woman Is Better Than a Gun".

 

[FalArAk]

You can keep guns locked up and out of sight without food and water until you need them.

 

[RI_John]

You can keep guns locked up and out of sight without food and water until you need them.

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er, Greg, I don't think you got the point of this thread. It's how guns/women are DIFFERENT, not the same....

 

[FalArAk]

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er, Greg, I don't think you got the point of this thread. It's how guns/women are DIFFERENT, not the same....

One day I'll get the hang of this whole internet thing.Until then,most of my posts will have nothing to do with the original topic.