Why Men get a bang out of guns

well, why not ask "why men get a bang out of screwing women"?

'cause we are MEN
 
10.You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9.You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8.If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7.Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6.Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5.A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4.Guns function normally every day of the month.
3.A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1.YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
I just emailed this to my wife at work, awaiting response, 3-2-1! Phone rings
 
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Never ever shall I look at you in the same way....sigh

how were you looking at me before?
 
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