10.You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9.You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8.If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7.Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6.Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5.A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4.Guns function normally every day of the month.
3.A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
1.YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN