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URI: Reports of active shooter on Kingston campus

R.I. State Police Col. Steven O'Donnell told WPRI.com investigators believe there was never a gun or an active shooter at URI, but he said they did recover a Nerf gun during a room-by-room search of Chafee Hall. It wasn't clear whether the Nerf gun was related.

[rolleyes]
 
A couple years ago this happened at Tufts University. Someone called the campus PD and said they saw a guy walking down the street with a revolver. So security alert emails went out told everyone to stay inside. Eventually the guy called the PD and said that he fit the description and was walking down the street twirling a socket wrench at the time the call came in. No gun, just a paranoid hippy that can't tell the difference between a socket wrench and a revolver.

Of course this launched a campaign around the campus saying that the only reason the caller thought it was a gun was that the person with the wrench was black. The flyers were hilarious.
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do you mean to tell me that university students don't know the ****ing difference between a socket wrench and an adjustable wrench?
 
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