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Man accidentally shoots himself in groin

November 15, 2006

WICHITA, Kan. --A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said. He and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.

The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.



I can imagine the reporter talking to the cops:

"OK officer, thanks for the info. Oh, one more thing. Was it the left or right testicle?"
Over Speakers?

"We don't know who grabbed our son officer but they left us this note.....

PuT 2 MArtiN Logan EleCTroSTatic ToWer SpeaKers in a BROwn Paper Bag and DroP it IN The TRASH cAN aT MIDnighT or We ShoOt Off Our Left NUT

Meanwhile back at the crime scene... "Dude I am so sorry, It was a typo I meant to say HIS left nut."
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Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
You know, sometimes there is justice in this world...

And MarkM, I always heard it as:
Hitler had only one big ball.
Goering had two but they were small.
Himmler had something simmler
And Goebbels had no balls at all!
He shot himself twice???? And the first one was in the family jewels?????

[laugh2] [rofl] [laugh2] [rofl] [laugh2] [rofl] [laugh2] [rofl]

Sometimes ignorance really is a gift from the gods. [laugh]
It is a shame that he did not shoot -both- testicles so as to further assist
his removal from the gene pool.

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