The Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[MaineCWPtraining]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

 

[Dtess17]

Pretty good.

 

[Buck Nekid]

Hope you enjoy sleeping alone.

 

[steveyc272]

There's a couple of these threads around.

 

[dagwag77]

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[newenglandshooter]

1. Because they are terrified of women

 

[dwarven1]

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...

No, but a couple dozen of them, plus ammo for all of them, sure do!

 

[icyclefar]

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new PAIR OF 22's.

Fixed it for you!

 

[SecondAmdFirst]

Fixed it for you!

oooooo.....a pair!.....NICE!

 

[newenglandshooter]

What about the men who prefer guns AND men?

And there you go, throwing a monkey wrench in the nice neat little thread!



*hi 5*

 

[SecondAmdFirst]

Okay, now he just ruined it for everybody. EWWWWWW. And I'm not going hunting with him!

 

[newenglandshooter]

Okay, now he just ruined it for everybody. EWWWWWW. And I'm not going hunting with him!

He didn't ruin it for me. This may come as a shocking surprise, but there are actually gay people in this world, even right here on this very forum ! And weird: it doesn't even seem to matter much! Luckily, we are all free to hunt or not hunt with whomever we please.

 

[Blitz1]

He didn't ruin it for me. This may come as a shocking surprise, but there are actually gay people in this world, even right here on this very forum ! And weird: it doesn't even seem to matter much! Luckily, we are all free to hunt or not hunt with whomever we please.

Homo.

Just kidding, personally I don't care.

I Think Zappa is a pretty cool guy and I consider him a friend despite his sexual preference.

Not a big deal to me.

 

[SecondAmdFirst]

He didn't ruin it for me. This may come as a shocking surprise, but there are actually gay people in this world, even right here on this very forum ! And weird: it doesn't even seem to matter much! Luckily, we are all free to hunt or not hunt with whomever we please.

It's not that I have a problem with it....just doesn't rock my boat personally if you know what I mean?

 

[newenglandshooter]

Homo.

That is IT! I've HAD it!

I Think Zappa is a pretty cool guy and I consider him a friend despite his sexual preference.

Uh, ok. Also, who's Zappa?

 

[newenglandshooter]

It's not that I have a problem with it....just doesn't rock my boat personally if you know what I mean?

You'll survive a brief mentioning of homosexuality, I'm sure