Rock, paper, scissors ... gun.

[theGringo]

22-year-old Derrick Mosley reportedly attempted to rob Discount Gun Sales in Beaverton, Ore., on Thursday. Wielding a baseball bat, Mosley strolled into the store and smashed a display case.

But, according to police, upon attempting to steal a gun from the smashed case, he learned that gun beats bat.

Don?t Bring A Bat To A Gun Store: Man?s Robbery Attempt Fails Miserably | Mediaite

 

[JSnaxx]

Dupe

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I've never been the first guy to say it

 

[theGringo]

Damn.

 

[Christian]

 

[turbo89]

Ban Bats!!!!

 

[Rockrivr1]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!!!! (((BANG)))

 

[Quiet]

Rock, paper, scissors, bat, floor, cops, charges, prison