Robber dies after accidentally shooting himself

[sellscottsell]

10/30/06 22:02:19 A suspected robber died after accidentally shooting himself in the leg while he and another man held up a Pinole liquor store, authorities said.
Police found the body of Sharffeequa Williams, 24, on a West Oakland street a few minutes after the holdup Saturday morning.
Security cameras recorded footage of Williams shooting himself at the liquor store counter while returning a gun to his waistband, according to Oakland police.
Williams and the other suspect then fled in a dark-colored American vehicle similar to a Ford Crown Victoria, Pinole police said.
Officers found a trail of blood and recovered a handgun dropped at the scene. Authorities believe Williams bled to death after shooting himself in a major artery.
Police were still looking for the accomplice.

 

[sellscottsell]

I came upon this gem while trying to find the movie of the officer who shot himself while telling the audience "I'm the only person qualified to handle a gun in this room" "Bang".

Then this story popped up and I had to post it. You can just visualize the bonehead stuffing his pistol into his baggy gang banger pants and then blowing his John Thomas to Kingdom Come!

 

[Scrivener]

Another triumph for natural selection.

And try "Rasta DEA Agent" or a similar search term for that particular cretin.

 

[Admin]

Another triumph for natural selection.

And try "Rasta DEA Agent" or a similar search term for that particular cretin.

+1 This day just keeps getting better and better...

 

[dwarven1]

Sometimes there is justice in this world...

 

[Finalygotabeltfed]

I thoroughly appreciate the savings to the taxpayers by Sharffeequa . Darwinism in progress.........it should happen more often.

 

[Jaxon]

I think the designation - Sharffeequa says it all.

RJ

 

[dreppucci007]

I thoroughly appreciate the savings to the taxpayers by Sharffeequa . Darwinism in progress.........it should happen more often.

+1

 

[Twigg]

I love stories with happy endings !

 

[Len-2A Training]

I love stories with happy endings !

+1

 

[Garys]

I guess the lessons here are buy a proper holster, keep you finger off the trigger, and running only makes you bleed out faster.

They used to have a term for this, "Death by misadventure".

Gary

 

[dwarven1]

They used to have a term for this, "Death by stupidity".

Fixed it for you, Gary!

 

[K-DUB]

Yet another story that makes me feel all warm & fuzzy inside!

 

[hk-sigman]

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Too bad he didn't shoot off his "manhood" and bleed to death!!

 

[Scrivener]

Hahahahahahaha!!!! Too bad he didn't shoot off his "manhood" and bleed to death!!

Doesn't matter - he's still a Darwin Award nominee.