Rhetorical questions that need to be asked

[PaulR]

Why do people still use Twitter?

Hey, there's a lot more hot chicks on Twitter than there is here.

 

[Kevin_NH]

Because the shadow on a sundial (in the Northern Hemisphere) moves that way, and clocks were "mechanical sundials."

Just like how summer is always hot, this is yet more Eurocentric white Northerner supremacy permeating our language!

So why isn't it sundialwise?

It was... well, they shortened it to "sunwise", but same origin.

 

[jasonj84]

If dogs sweat through their tongues, what are their armpits for?

 

[Rockrivr1]

Why do lesbians wear and use strap on dildos if they don’t like dick???? Maybe just a porn hub thing.

 

[Quite_Exasperated]

When will the covid deaths under Trump be restated now that the Biden administration is differentiating death FROM covid compared to death WITH covid?

 

[looser38]

Why do these wokesters insist that there are 57 genders, but only use pink or blue smoke at their baby gender reveal parties ???

 

[looser38]

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Why is the hole in Barack's mask much wider than the hole in Monica's?

Because O'bummer eats big ole wookie puntang.

 

[Rockrivr1]

Because O'bummer eats big ole wookie puntang.

I thought we all agreed it was a dude?!?!

 

[looser38]

I thought we all agreed it was a dude?!?!

She looka lika man

 

[richc]

If the Keto diet causes constipation, and you're not able to excrete waste products, do you really lose weight???

 

[Roof gunner]

Can anyone tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks ?

 

[Freddy B]

She looka lika man

 

[Realtor MA]

Why do people use 'today' or 'happening now' in a thread title? And why do news outlets get to say 'breaking news' for 8 weeks after something happens?

 

[AHM]

If dogs sweat through their tongues, what are their armpits for?

 

[PATRON]

Why does Lola, walk like a woman, but talks like a man?

 

[Rockrivr1]

Why are Storm Troopers such lousy shots?

 

[Davidk]

The CDC categorizes covid infections by male and female. Why don't the 320 other genders get it?

 

[fencer]

Why is it called hamburger if it's made of beef?

Because it was first concocted in Hamburg Germany

 

[fencer]

Why do lesbians wear and use strap on dildos if they don’t like dick???? Maybe just a porn hub thing.

Its not that they hate dick. They just hate what they are attached to.

 

[fencer]

But... why do they call a woman's prison a penal institution?

 

[240Geezer]

Just like how summer is always hot, this is yet more Eurocentric white Northerner supremacy permeating our language!


It was... well, they shortened it to "sunwise", but same origin.

So why don't clocks run opposite in the southern hemisphere?

 

[240Geezer]

If you are born again. Can you be born again and again and again.

 

[AHM]

So why don't clocks run opposite in the southern hemisphere?

Pop Quiz: Where was this photo taken?

Spoiler

Answer: Ecuador.
Three piglets were born in the North,
and two in the South.

 

[240Geezer]

My dog was whelped in MO and her tail is strait. So what? Pigs are magnetic?

 

[Realtor MA]

When they make a rifle barrel do they make the lands or the grooves first? And do barrels in the southern hemispheres spin in the opposite direction?

 

[AHM]

My dog was whelped in MO and her tail is strait. So what? Pigs are magnetic?

Coriolis, man. Coriolis.

 

[fshalor]

Why are there more A hole drivers per square mile in this state compared to other states.

Why do people always assume this is Massachusetts-shooters.com?

./giggidy.

Had to.

 

[AHM]

Why do people always assume this is Massachusetts-shooters.com?

./giggidy.

Had to.

So if you're Portland Proud,
have they got the popcorn machine running at Three Dollar Dewey's?
(I haven't been able to trust most Popcorn Places since the lockdowns started).

 

[fshalor]

So if you're Portland Proud,
have they got the popcorn machine running at Three Dollar Dewey's?
(I haven't been able to trust most Popcorn Places since the lockdowns started).

Hehe. I heard it was owned by the same person as Rosie's.

 

[AHM]

Hehe. I heard it was owned by the same person as Rosie's.

Let's cut to the chase here: does Rosie's have a popcorn machine?