Rhetorical questions that need to be asked

[Realtor MA]

I'll start. Feel free to add yours to the list

1)how the hell do people have room in their safe for ammo? Why would they put ammo in a safe anyway? And why do they always have to post about it?
2)If sporting clays is supposed to simulate hunting why do you get to see the targets first?
3)if liberals think guns shouldn't be carried in public how do they expect people to get to militia practice? You know, so they can be well orgamized.

 

[HARRYM]

Is the Republican Party really the RINO Party.

 

[steve8140]

Why are they called buildings when they’re already built?

Why are the called apartments when they’re stuck together?

 

[paracarry]

Why are there more A hole drivers per square mile in this state compared to other states.

 

[Boghog1]

Someone should just post a all of the questions asked by Steven Wright

 

[SKumar]

Why is road maintenance in MA 10x more than it is in NH, and yet the road quality here is 10x worse?

 

[garandman]

Why are we spending nearly two trillion dollars on a manned fighter? That costs about $200 million each?

 

[Tinkermatic]

When do fish sleep?
Why do clocks run clockwise?!?

Ok, those are more along the lines of imponderables than rhetorical.

 

[Ecosystem3]

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[Uzi2]

Why haven't MA gun owners hanged every member of the MA legislature?

 

[looser38]

Why does Lola, walk like a woman, but talks like a man?

 

[madmas1208]

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn't there another word for synonym?

 

[MaroonedinMA]

Why do I have to put my mask on to walk to the bathroom?

 

[ridleyman]

stolen from the interweb:

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If humans evolved from apes or chimps, why are the chimps and apes still here?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a coin?

Can you cry under water?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

 

[Mbous]

What is someone say they think that no one should own a semiautomatic gun but then want a Glock for self protection?

 

[btnh6668]

how is a semi automatic ar15 a fully semi automatic?

 

[nstassel]

Do liberals actually believe their rhetoric?

 

[snowballs]

 

[whatluck]

why is bill gates such a fag?

 

[looser38]

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[MAGA99]

Why are trees good?
Why is a sunset good?
Why are boobs good?
How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-traction rear end on a Plymouth work?

 

[appraiser]

why is 1 the first number?

Why is 1 the loneliest number?

 

[SgtHal75]

Why are they called buildings when they’re already built?

Why are the called apartments when they’re stuck together?

Why do they call it a television set when you only get one?

Why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?

And finally…the ocean would be a lot deeper if it weren’t for all the sponges.

 

[SgtHal75]

Why haven't MA gun owners hanged every member of the MA legislature?

Careful this is the nail in the coffin they got me booted off Twitter

 

[FalArAk]

Why do most married men equate freedom as a designated part of the house their wives give them permission to occupy and decorate and then brag about it like it's some sort of accomplishment ?

 

[240Geezer]

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[FancyGunz]

Careful this is the nail in the coffin they got me booted off Twitter

Why do people still use Twitter?

 

[fencer]

Why do all of the most powerful and vocal, anti-gun people, have the most armed security?

Why are the most expensive inmates the ones that are on death row?

Why did the Beatles put so much effort into the whole "Paul is dead" bull shit?

 

[hillman]

Why does it take three pages of smart ass comments before someone gives a real answer on NES?

 

[MAGA99]

why is 1 the first number?

Why is 1 the loneliest number?

When we had broadcast television, why was there no channel 1??