NewCarGuy: "Hi. I just finished Driver's Ed and am looking to buy my first car. I didn't grow up around cars, and my Ecoweenie sprout munching family / friends / wife / boyfriend / have always been anti-car. Recently I read in the news that someone in my town used a car to drive themselves to the grocery store instead of waiting for mommy to bring food to them. That was it! I am now pro-car! What do you guys recommend I should buy for my first car?"
IHeartLARPing: " Congrats on becoming pro-car! I recommend you buy a Geo Gnat. It's where everyone should start. You'll learn the fundamentals of driving without being overwhelmed by the loud noises that big engines make. You should get yourself to a NASCARseed, too! You'll learn about Red Byron, Lee Petty, Bobby Flock and a bunch of other dudes that nobody remembers for a reason. After you get your Gnat up to 25 miles an hour on a 1/4 sized track, we'll give you a NASCARseed patch! Be warned though... you're going to be doing some hard driving! Are you a Driver? or a Cook!"
StealthNinja: " Buy a Maserati. If you're not doing 180 mph through Barstow on 66 then you don't deserve a driver's license."
DaleJr: "Get whatever you want, dude. I've got a couple of Gnats. Just don't drive like my dad."
IHeartLARPing: "@ StealthNinja - Everyone should run a Maserati.
I've never seen YOU at a NASCARseed!"
StealthNinja: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW I DRIVE OR WHO I DRIVE WITH!
IHeartLARPing: Yes I do. I Googled you. Your username is "Segway340lbs" on EricEstrada.com. You work at Chucky Cheese, and drive go carts at Fun Spot. You have a wart over your right eyebrow, and you're Skype username is SexyMeatMissile69"
WilliamMunny: Why can't we all just get along? Oh and IBTL!
StealthNinja: Go back to playing GTA4 loser!
NewCarGuy: Why can't I access the classifieds? What kind of a forum is this? WHY ISN'T THIS JUST LIKE CARBROKER?!?
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