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"You F'ed up... You trusted us..." -Animal HouseDidn't go over like the tough guys here said it would....
If you dated the "right" woman, you'd know that she was about to say "Cool! When can we go to the range to try it out?"GF: "Hey babe, is that another gun you bought today?"
Me: No words are spoken. Eyes get wide as I glare at her, nostrils flare, mouth is pursed, hands are shaking.
Honey, I was on my way to Church, to thank god that I'm married to you, when this beautiful woman propositioned me. She said she had just been dumped by her boyfriend and needed to be with a man to make herself feel better. She was really beautiful and she kept pleading with me but I finally managed to get my message across that no meant no. Well after that I was feeling so good about myself and I knew you would be so proud of me I went and bought this gun as a reminder of this great day.
If you dated the "right" woman, you'd know that she was about to say "Cool! When can we go to the range to try it out?"
If you dated the "right" woman, you'd know that she was about to say "Cool! When can we go to the range to try it out?"
"I didn't buy it. I've been rubbing toilet paper on my collection, and it just keeps expanding. Just like your butt."
Try this one, I heard Obama is going to ban this model soon, so if I don't get one now, I'll never be able to again........
He wants a new gun, not a brawl
def. not the key to martial bliss
I tried this one-
"The tough guys on NES told me I was being a p-whipped fag for even TALKING to you about my $1,000/week purchases, so from now on, just mind your own f**king business, got it? Now fix me a f**king sammich before I hit eject on this relationship!"
Didn't go over like the tough guys here said it would....
Honey, I wasn't looking to buy a gun, but when I saw this one, and the condition it was in for such a low price I just had to grab it. It's probably worth $200 or $300 more than I paid for it already. Better than money in the stock market. If anything ever happens to me, God forbid, you'll be a lot better off when you sell these guns for a lot more than I paid for them.
Or words to that effect. It's worked for me for 30 years.
If you dated the "right" woman, you'd know that she was about to say "Cool! When can we go to the range to try it out?"
It might be the key to Martial bliss, but it won't be the key to Marital bliss!
wow! freudian slip?
If you dated the "right" woman, you'd know that she was about to say "Cool! When can we go to the range to try it out?"
The only thing hubby has to worry about is whether I will claim it and give him visitation rights.
"The tough guys on NES told me I was being a p-whipped fag for even TALKING to you about my $1,000/week purchases, so from now on, just mind your own f**king business, got it? Now fix me a turkey potpie before I hit eject on this relationship!"
Didn't go over like the tough guys here said it would....
"It's your birthday gift"
I just wave my hand in front of her face and say, "These aren't the guns you're looking for."
Then walk away.
So how is that AK Sporter you bought the other day?
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I made the mistake once of leaving my gun picture album around where the wife could find it. Now we're on a "net zero" arrangement - something comes in, something else goes out.
Milsurps are still your best protection from discovery. When they're field stripped and laying on the bench, it's all wood and steel and springs - they all look the same.
Everytime she takes a look at the bench, it's "are you cleaning that gun again?"
"Yes, dear. It's the humidity, you know."
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