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I broke the law today

i just wrote "Law" on a piece of paper and made copies.

1. i ripped the law once....

2. i am going to shoot "the law" on my next range trip.

[rofl][laugh]
 
With all the friggn laws congress has enacted over the past Century, particularly the increase in the number of things that are "felonies." I have no doubt that I probably break at least one law every single day. Also, I am not counting breaking the speed limit as part of the preceding statement because I always go 10 over on the rural roads I travel on because in NH, the police don't pull you over for that (at least in the area that I live in).
 
i just wrote "Law" on a piece of paper and made copies.

1. i ripped the law once....

2. i am going to shoot "the law" on my next range trip.

[rofl][laugh]

Oh yeah, well I'm gonna wipe my... eh nevermind, this will probably get locked soon enough without any further help.
 
Just to quote some...I don't know what to call these.

In Boston:
No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.

Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
I guess if you challenge the Gov to a duel, you would be covered [thumbsup]


In Marlboro:
One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

Who's the genius ...never mind.
 
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