I’ll start it: the GRUDGES thread

[richc]

In her later years my Mom suffered from Irish Alzheimer's. She forgot everything but the grudges...

 

[Radtekk]

Cancer...

A long time ago Johnny Carson had a guest who was a cardiac surgeon or some such. Johnny was apparently trying to goad him a little by asking him how it felt to hold somebody's life in his hands and asked him "When you die, what are you going to say to God?" Dude said "I'm going to take a piece of a kids bone riddled with cancer, shake it in his face, and ask him 'WHY?' ". Johnny suffered a rare moment of speechlessness.

I don't know if the story is true or not, but it fairly accurately sums up my opinion on pediatric cancer.

 

[ridleyman]

Self-righteous people (80% of suburban white women) and mullahs.

 

[mousegunguy]

Gallon of maple syrup, a dollar worth of pennies(or suitable amount of your preferred change), paintbrush, cold weather. Add them all together by pouring the syrup on their windshield, arranging the pennies, and waiting for it to freeze/solidify overnight.

Takes a while to get off, and if using a pressure washer with hot water, stands a decent chance of cracking up the windshield.

I have a grudge with people who waste maple syrup!!

 

[1919FAN]

I've been around long enough to see Karma have my back.

 

[RumRunner]

I have a grudge with people who waste maple syrup!!

I have a grudge against flavored maple syrup, isn't maple flavor good enough?

 

[richc]

I'm a good cook. I buy high quality steaks. I grill them to perfection. And they taste so freaking good.

And my wife then puts ketchup on these pieces of gastrointestinal art...


AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[DarthRevan]

Anti-rights folks on both sides of the aisle.
And the schmucks who owned NSF before the new guys, and the son who opened the place in New Durham a couple years back. Tried shorting me a magazine when I knew that model shipped with three, and saw the box of spare mags they were selling.

Oh then there’s this one guy that got all worked up over nothing and fat-shammed me on here via private message

 

[Dennis in MA]

Grudge? No. People I will avoid for the rest of my life - yup. There’s a list.

 

[Skysoldier]

Let's see......

John Kerry
60's hippies
William Westmoreland
LBJ
Jane Fonda
Old Hippies that still wear pony tails
Lt. Harold Foster
hippy kids raised by old hippies
My Dad, who turned into a hippy
Barack Obama
Democrats
The Bush family
The Clinton family
My Bitch ex-wife's bitch lawyer
I could go on forever...….

And Hippies.....did I mention Hippies?

 

[clampett]

Drop Zone? Is this the schlocky movie thread?

Google D.B. Cooper

 

[RumRunner]

Oh then there’s this one guy that got all worked up over nothing and fat-shammed me on here via private message

Some people would pay for that service to help with their diets

 

[Igotid]

I’m fat, let me have it! I won’t hold a grudge.

I can get fat shaming for free right here on NES?

 

[drgrant]

I’m fat, let me have it! I won’t hold a grudge.

I can get fat shaming for free right here on NES?

I mean I have a spare tire but so far a small guy with a sousaphone hasn't appeared...

 

[drgrant]

I'm a good cook. I buy high quality steaks. I grill them to perfection. And they taste so freaking good.

And my wife then puts ketchup on these pieces of gastrointestinal art...

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rich, look on the bright side, it could be far worse, at least she hasn't said anything like "Please cook mine medium well".

It could be worse, you could make your friends a manhattan and then they complain there's not enough vermouth in it. One guy at the club I serve him a shot glass of vermouth on the side and go "you can ruin your drink, but I ain't doing it. "

-Mike

 

[Bob P]

JRR Martin for not finishing the f***ing books

 

[headednorth]

Tried shorting me a magazine when I knew that model shipped with three, and saw the box of spare mags they were selling.

 

[headednorth]

Old Hippies that still wear pony tails

My sis was behind this creature on the T one day lol

 

[Varmint]

All the people who don't know the difference between using "lose," "loose," or "there," "their," in a sentence.

Loose the 'tude their, pal.

 

[Agnotology]

My well off brother in law. I gave him a scratch ticket for his birthday that he won $1000 on. I really expected him to flip me $100. It never happened. Its been bothering him why I am so cold toward him for the last 5 years.

The $100 he was going to give you went to taxes.

 

[swatgig]

If anyone cares, Hurricane Katrina was karma for the bastards who jumped me and my brother in New Orleans. No longer holding that grudge.