I am having a new mattress delivered in a week or so and my safe is in my bed. I can hide 1/2 by leaving a closet door open. I was thinking of hanging towels over it. Any better ideas? It's 500 lbs so moving it is not an option.
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Put your wife's thongs and bras in the other corner so they can see them and get distracted so they never see the safe.
Put your wife's thongs and bras in the other corner so they can see them and get distracted so they never see the safe.
Or leave the wife in the corner dressed appropriately.
It was easier to convince her to get her LTC than it will be to talk her into that.
"Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"Have you seen my wife's ass?
I know, just f'ing with you.
Leave the safe open, but replace all of your guns with whips and handcuffs.
Leave the safe open, but replace all of your guns with whips and handcuffs.
Have you seen my wife's ass?
Have you seen my wife's ass?
As a matter of fact yes. I have met you a number of times!
j/k
Have the delivery guys drop the mattress at the door and go home.
Are you really going to let strangers into your bedroom?
No. Please post a pic of yourself.Have you seen my wife's ass?