How would you hide your gun safe?

I am having a new mattress delivered in a week or so and my safe is in my bed. I can hide 1/2 by leaving a closet door open. I was thinking of hanging towels over it. Any better ideas? It's 500 lbs so moving it is not an option.

How big is your bedroom? If the safe isn't bolted to the floor and you have enough room. Spin it around so that the safe door is facing the wall. Put your bureau next to it.

Then pile up a bunch of 18X18X24 card board boxes or the plastic tubs that you can buy at Walmart, in front and on top of it. Then it will just look like you have a bunch of clutter in the corner of your bedroom and the delivery guys won't even notice you have a safe.
 
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Really? Just leave the old mattresses in your driveway and have them leave the new mattresses in the same place. Carry them in and out yourself. This isn't rocket science
 
I work for the company that will be delivering your mattress. I recommend leaving the safe exposed and unlocked. What was your work schedule again?

Do you have any other guns in the house that we should know about so we can avoid them?
 
Answer the door in a dirty wife beater and shorts. Leave porno mags and jars of Vaseline/KY containers conspicuously around the spaces leading up to the room along with crumpled up tissues everywhere. The delivery guys will be in and out of the place so fast they won't want to even think of looking around the room.

Just don't ever try that with deliveries of stuff you bought off Craigslist. Weird stuff might happen.
 
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