How to out yourself as not being a real gun store, while not saying you’re “not a real gun store”…

[AHM]

If you shop at Cabela's and call bullets "heads", you get what you deserve and deserve what you get.

H.L. Mencken Lives!

Careful, OP might bust a cap in yo azz!

Shhh! Loose talk about caps will attract @Broccoli Iglesias -
he's always on the lookout for stray primers.

You can buy bullets there, but they've never been a "Head Shop" as far as I can recall.

Next up: "It's not a 'Reloading Den' - it's the Zen Room".

Spoiler: Artist's conception

Interesting. I have met a bunch of NES reloaders, all ages, from 30s to some that could have fought in WW2.

I never heard anyone call bullets "heads".

Now you've done it, @xjma99...

... my brother ... and working his first engineering job calling a few thousands of an inch “a couple of grand”. I was like WTF are you saying? If I was assigned to you as your prototype machinist I’d just walk away from you.

I can't repeat on NES what some Farmingdale shop teacher allegedly called them,
but I can now reveal that the initials were "GCH".