Like others have said... been there done that. These days I equate one of my ex's that I thought was "the one" to a song from Blood For Blood: Bitch Called Hope. Plus she ended up on welfare and saddled with 2 kids and no man in her life so that helped.
Said kids don't have long black hair and goatees, do they?
And yeah, girls suck. You'll find a better one soon.