I have absolutely no sense of style, but NES tee shirts would help with this...
On the one hand the general concept is delightful.
_Something_ like a lapel pin customizable with screen names
in a large-enough-to-read font would also be great.
But not at a hearing.
While this time I didn't testify, I made sure to wear a polo shirt.
And I was jealous of the guys that wore button-down shirts
who presented an even more presentable image to the legislators and audience.
(Don't worry - when it finally hits the fan,
I think the NES uniform should be a
browncoat.
And "I Aim To Misbehave" trumps "I Will Not Comply",
but it ruins the effect to print that on the coat someplace).
It's almost like a 1-up, 2-down cellular intelligence network actually works, or something!
This ^ is beyond my pay grade...
I don't think we have the Need to Know.
And yes Kemo Sabe, I mean "we".