Cuddlist: Professional Cuddling Service

[JJR56]

Cuddlist: Professional Cuddling Service

Can you believe this crap?! I saw it on "Watters' World", Saturdays, 8pm ET FOX

Poor Lil Snowflakes need to be cuddled cuz of Trump. "IDIOTS"! ($80 Per Hr.)

 

[mchncbill]

Will cuddle for ammo.

 

[Picton]

I dunno. With the right kind of client, $80 to cuddle seems like a pretty sweet gig.

 

[CRSIII]

Take a good look at the couple in the upper right on the web page.
Her, his, their problem seems obvious.

 

[OCB]

how does one become a 'certified professional cuddler'? asking for a friend...

 

[greencobra]

how does one become a 'certified professional cuddler'?

do ya need a degree to be a pro cuddler?

 

[kalash]

Great service for when you're not quite sure you're ready to be a cuck.

 

[FPrice]

Sessions are $80 per hour.

Are they competitive with their competition?

 

[Fixxah]

Happy endings are extra.

 

[PATRON]

I am studying to become a cuddler.I am a cud tech now,only allowed to give a small hug.

 

[GeorgeMason]

Wrong forum. Should be in off topic.

 

[mchncbill]

Wrong forum. Should be in off topic.

SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD CUDDLE!

 

[JJR56]

This is some sick shit man!

 

[drumenigma]

They actually list peoples "pronouns" on there.....

::face palm::

 

[FPrice]

Aw heck. I would not charge any good-looking women for my services.

 

[Lopro]

I like to cuddle from behind : ) or is that spooning

 

[Gidge]

Sounds like a thinly veiled title for a hooker.

ETA: I guess that's the best you can do with your degree in gender studies or basket-weaving.

 

[CRSIII]

I like to cuddle from behind : ) or is that spooning

I'm a forker myself.

 

[MGnoob]

Spontanious boner insurance is extra, there is also an accidental incerion clause in the waiver form.

 

[MassPete]

I'll do it for $50.00 per hour if we can watch Oprah while cuddling.

 

[Green_Manelishi]

I dunno. With the right kind of client, $80 to cuddle seems like a pretty sweet gig.

With the wrong kind of client there is insufficient $ to incite a cuddle.

 

[johnnymac101]

Meh, I'm out...
Minimum clothing of tank top and shorts to mid thigh for both practitioner and client at all times.
No hand to genital contact or intentional genital stimulation of any kind.
No exchanging of saliva in any way.

 

[Skysoldier]

The CEO talks like he has a dick in his mouth. What's up with that?

 

[CRSIII]

The CEO talks like he has a dick in his mouth. What's up with that?

Waddya mean "like"?

 

[GaryO]

Meh, I'm out...
Minimum clothing of tank top and shorts to mid thigh for both practitioner and client at all times.
No hand to genital contact or intentional genital stimulation of any kind.
No exchanging of saliva in any way.

So I guess a cuddle doesn't finish with a happy ending.

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[CRSIII]

What if I want to snuggle?
I guess it's lawsuit time.

 

[MGnoob]

In the contract it also defines rape as "a snuggle with a struggle"
And of coarse i charge a fart fee.

 

[MachineHead]

Watters does a great segment on this. Notice how the girl in the studio maintains the crazy eyes and abnormally permanent smile. This is some crazy shit.

http://youtu.be/eJwieaKfCmo

 

[Asaltweapon]

The CEO talks like he has a dick in his mouth. What's up with that?

Maybe because he does?

 

[GPP]

The Brigadier Staff Captain with the lisp seemed to go right after the veteran/ptsd when hit with the $80 an hour comment. I cant wait for my next VA appointment! It seems to me that I can request a dry hump session with a mannish woman, Im in.