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Cuddlist: Professional Cuddling Service

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by JJR56, Aug 16, 2017.

  1. JJR56

    JJR56

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    Cuddlist: Professional Cuddling Service

    Can you believe this crap?! I saw it on "Watters' World", Saturdays, 8pm ET FOX

    Poor Lil Snowflakes need to be cuddled cuz of Trump. "IDIOTS"! ($80 Per Hr.)
     

  2. mchncbill

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    Will cuddle for ammo.
     
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  3. Picton

    Picton NES Member

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    I dunno. With the right kind of client, $80 to cuddle seems like a pretty sweet gig.
     
  4. CRSIII

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    Take a good look at the couple in the upper right on the web page.
    Her, his, their problem seems obvious.
     
  5. OCB

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    how does one become a 'certified professional cuddler'? asking for a friend...
     
  6. greencobra

    greencobra NES Member

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    do ya need a degree to be a pro cuddler?
     
  7. kalash

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    Great service for when you're not quite sure you're ready to be a cuck.
     
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  8. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Are they competitive with their competition?
     
  9. Fixxah

    Fixxah NES Member

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    Happy endings are extra.
     
  10. PATRON

    PATRON NES Life Member NES Member

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    I am studying to become a cuddler.I am a cud tech now,only allowed to give a small hug.
     
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  11. CK30

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    Wrong forum. Should be in off topic.
     
  12. mchncbill

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    SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD CUDDLE!
     
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  13. JJR56

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    This is some sick shit man!
     
  14. drumenigma

    drumenigma NES Member

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    They actually list peoples "pronouns" on there.....

    ::face palm::
     
  15. FPrice

    FPrice Retired Zoomie NES Life Member NES Member

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    Aw heck. I would not charge any good-looking women for my services.
     
  16. Lopro

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    I like to cuddle from behind : ) or is that spooning
     
  17. Gidge

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    Sounds like a thinly veiled title for a hooker.

    ETA: I guess that's the best you can do with your degree in gender studies or basket-weaving.
     
  18. CRSIII

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    I'm a forker myself.
     
  19. MGnoob

    MGnoob NES Life Member NES Member

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    Spontanious boner insurance is extra, there is also an accidental incerion clause in the waiver form.
     
  20. MassPete

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    I'll do it for $50.00 per hour if we can watch Oprah while cuddling. [grin]
     
  21. Green_Manelishi

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    With the wrong kind of client there is insufficient $ to incite a cuddle.
     
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  22. johnnymac101

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    Meh, I'm out...
    Minimum clothing of tank top and shorts to mid thigh for both practitioner and client at all times.
    No hand to genital contact or intentional genital stimulation of any kind.
    No exchanging of saliva in any way.
     
  23. Skysoldier

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    The CEO talks like he has a dick in his mouth. What's up with that?
     
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  24. CRSIII

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    Waddya mean "like"?
     
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  25. GaryO

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    So I guess a cuddle doesn't finish with a happy ending.

    Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk
     
  26. CRSIII

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    What if I want to snuggle?
    I guess it's lawsuit time.
     
  27. MGnoob

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    In the contract it also defines rape as "a snuggle with a struggle"
    And of coarse i charge a fart fee.
     
  28. MachineHead

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    Watters does a great segment on this. Notice how the girl in the studio maintains the crazy eyes and abnormally permanent smile. This is some crazy shit.

    http://youtu.be/eJwieaKfCmo
     
  29. Asaltweapon

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    Maybe because he does?
     
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    The Brigadier Staff Captain with the lisp seemed to go right after the veteran/ptsd when hit with the $80 an hour comment. I cant wait for my next VA appointment! It seems to me that I can request a dry hump session with a mannish woman, Im in.
     

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