Dude, I think Joe Friday invented the Weaver! Along with Mr. Weaver of course. I could never attract younger students with that.
I am working on tactical nose and ear hair though.
I give up. I'm having an off day. And I don't have any original hair ideas either. I'm sure the tactical mutton-chops, tactical mullet, and tactical sole patch have already been done somewhere.
Oh wait, you could grow a tactical Fu Manchu. That would be original since those are usually only worn by firefighters.