My complaint about Mr. Brandon Prohibitedperson
You won't hear about this in the media, but Mr. Brandon Prohibitedperson's the high priest of elitism. First, the misinformation: Brandon suggests that he is the most recent incarnation of the Buddha. Where the heck did he come up with that? If I'm not horribly mistaken, there's a painfully simple answer. It regards the way that you'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart his plans to drain the national fisc. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to "go along to get along" and are rather reluctant to oppose evil wherever it rears its pugnacious head. It is imperative that we inform such people that Brandon never tires of trying to extinguish fires with gasoline. He presumably hopes that the magic formula will work some day. In the meantime, he seems to have resolved to learn nothing from experience, which tells us that he says that his criticisms epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Whenever I hear such statements from Brandon I reel in disbelief. Does he really believe such crass things? As you ponder the answer to that question, consider that Brandon rarely tells his satraps that he plans to increase people's stress and aggression. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how I, speaking as someone who is not a salacious nitwit, will stop at nothing to challenge Brandon's claims of exceptionalism. My resolve cannot fully be articulated, but it is unyielding. As evidence, consider that the morbid spouters that comprise Brandon's little empire are as thick as thieves. If one of them is willing to dam the flow of effective communication, then they all are. What's more, none of them is able to accept that whenever Brandon announces that he is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes, his trained seals applaud on cue and the accolades are long and ostentatious. What's funny is that they don't provide similar feedback whenever I tell them that if Brandon can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen.
People should soothe each other's pain, not exploit it. We can therefore extrapolate that Brandon would have us believe that the Universe belongs to him by right. To be honest, he has never actually said that explicitly, but if you follow his logic—what little there is—you'll see that this is his real point. I note in passing that we must move as expeditiously as possible to appeal not to the contented and satisfied but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented. If we do, then perhaps a brighter day will dawn on planet Earth. Perhaps people will open their eyes and see that the pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature? I have seen numerous egocentric cads generate alienation and withdrawal. What's sad is that Brandon tolerates (relishes?) this flagrant violation of democratic principles and the rule of law. That just goes to show that Brandon likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of hooliganism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his torchbearers to project a stream of doctrinaire images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of Brandon's avaricious anecdotes.
Brandon accuses me of being impolite in my responses to his pernicious strictures. Let's see: He disgorges his disparaging and arrogant comments on a topic of which he is wholly ignorant, and he expects a polite reply? What is he, oleaginous? What our nation needs is more respect for the law, not less. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, he maintains that he holds a universal license that allows him to instigate acrimony and discord. While that happens to be pure fantasy from the world of make-believe, one important fact to consider is that we must give to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance. That's it for this letter. I sincerely hope that typing it was not a complete waste of energy. Unfortunately, I do realize that my words will probably trigger no useful response in the flabby synapses of Mr. Brandon Prohibitedperson's brain. I just felt obligated to go through the motions because it's a sad world where ill-natured vagrants have the power to submerge us in a sea of phallocentrism.