There are certain things to keep in mind about Hollywood guns, they aren't like the guns you and I have.
Apart from the most obvious features such as never ending ammo and unusually loud slides, there are some other special things about Hollywood Guns.
They are easy to shoot- In Hollywood, any rifle equipped with a pistol grip can be easily fired one handed accurately. This would include AK-47's, M-16's, M-60's, Mac-10's, UZI's, etc. Do not attempt this at home, you will spray lead over a 60 yard area instead of a 6" area.
They also come with a "now I'm serious" slide that can be cycled without ejecting the chambered round, but makes a lot of noise to let your target know you are serious and done asking questions.
Hollywood guns only kill the victim if he is in the middle of the street or a field. He will instantly die, unless of course he is holding an automatic weapon at which point he will die and spray bullets into the air.
If this same man is in front of a window, the Hollywood gun has the amazing ability of being able to propel him backward through the window as if hit by a bus. If the man gets past the window and up on a balcony, the gun develops a magic vacuum power that will shoot him and then pull him up and over the railing. He will not die during this process, as evidenced by the long scream that accompanies this. The higher up, the louder the scream, especially deadly to guards in watchtowers.
If you are ever shot at by a Hollywood gun, pray it is a bad guy gun. These guns fire special shoulder-seeking bullets that can't hit any vital organs. Good guy guns are another story, if sprayed at a large crowd, good guy bullets always hit their targets.
This concludes today's lecture on Hollywood guns.