"Dear Mr Shocknawe,
The Eternal Revenue Service, on behalf of the President, The Vice President, and all the money grubbing members of the Senate and the House (not to mention some 20,000,000 illegal aliens and other miscellaneous deadbeats), would like to thank you for your generous contribution of $2,200 to be placed in the pockets of the above mentioned groups. Your generosity is exceeded only by your bad judgement in placing this amount of free money in our hands.
Sincerely,
The ERS Team
PS: This "contribution", in accordance with ERS regulations, is NOT eligible to be included as a Charitable Contribution on your next tax return. This is because, in return, you have been the recipient of a good "servicing" (AKA "effing over") by your grateful Gubmint."
The Eternal Revenue Service, on behalf of the President, The Vice President, and all the money grubbing members of the Senate and the House (not to mention some 20,000,000 illegal aliens and other miscellaneous deadbeats), would like to thank you for your generous contribution of $2,200 to be placed in the pockets of the above mentioned groups. Your generosity is exceeded only by your bad judgement in placing this amount of free money in our hands.
Sincerely,
The ERS Team
PS: This "contribution", in accordance with ERS regulations, is NOT eligible to be included as a Charitable Contribution on your next tax return. This is because, in return, you have been the recipient of a good "servicing" (AKA "effing over") by your grateful Gubmint."