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Why do I feel like this is just one of many gifs to come..
Yep. I don't make my Resolutions for another month or so...Why do I feel like this is just one of many gifs to come..
Yeah figured. Well you make me laugh literally Out loud. Then my wife asks what I'm laughing about and I show her a single picture of a fire extinguisher. So she thinks I'm short bus special anyway.Yep. I don't make my Resolutions for another month or so...
Oh she had her suspicions for the past 15 years I was a little slow. I married way above my pay grade
Did lying help?Oh she had her suspicions for the past 15 years I was a little slow. I married way above my pay grade
Didn't need to. But it was my backup plan.Did lying help?
Hard to roofie an imaginary wife. Our imaginary wedding was dope though
True... but you can imagine her with bigger boobs...Hard to roofie an imaginary wife.
It was more of a surprised face. Then she walked away from me. Probably needed to call her boyfriendI don't usually beg but: "Please, please, please"... tell me what she said when you showed her this...
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Nope I can imagine her with different boobs everyday. Its how we spice things upTrue... but you can imagine her with bigger boobs...
Well im unusually uncomfortable by thisI'm down wid dat...
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Leather too scratchy...???Well im unusually uncomfortable by this
You get my humor.Leather too scratchy...???
It is Covid-approved...
That thermometer went around a few times. Is that the fry basket or an urn?
Ok frying gurus, I need some advice. I tried frying ours for the first time yesterday. Kept frying till the meat thermometer read 165 in the breast. Tried to keep the oil at 350 throughout and cooked for a total of 55 minutes for a 12lb bird. We're did I go wrong? 100% peanut oil. Do you think my oil thermometer might be off?
My wife was fine with it. The breast meat was ok, so it's not like her and the kids starved. The underside meat was actually great. Drumsticks we're toasty though. She knew it was a gamble since it was our first time cooking a turkey and then also the first time frying.I don't usually beg but: "Please, please, please"... tell me what she said when you showed her this...
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I had brined my bird. probably the only thing that saved the meatWhy am I now thinking: "Brine & Fry"...???
I did not know these methods were used together. Will you try it again?I had brined my bird. probably the only thing that saved the meat
Yes, I'll give it another go. Probably test it on a chicken the next time.I did not know these methods were used together. Will you try it again?
I know that your next attempt will be perfect...
~Enbloc
Get a really big roaster. The smaller ones are too thinYes, I'll give it another go. Probably test it on a chicken the next time.