Shopper finds bullet lodged in avocado

[Reptile]

This avocado is toast.

A supermarket shopper recently found a bullet lodged inside an avocado she purchased from her local Sprouts Farmer’s Market, according to a friend of hers who shared the news online.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...ado-purchased-at-supermarket-says-friend.html

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[headednorth]

Lol I follow a couple of guy's on YouTube that do a good amount of shooting on farms. Always kind of wondered where the rounds end up.

 

[Drix]

The real question: Was it a free trade Avocado out of Mexico or was it from California?

 

[kalash]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

 

[cockpitbob]

SEE, SEE, SEE!!!!!? If we only could get that Micro-Stamping legislation passed we would be able to go after the murderously careless person that shot that bullet

 

[Reptile]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

IDK, it sort of look like it lodged into the stone (pit).

 

[Aaron[MA]]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

Was gonna say this.
Did she try to file some scratches into it like the Westminster gun club one too?


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[mac1911]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

Im preety sure you can see the rifling right there at 12 oclcok on the darker portion of the bullet?

 

[Rob Boudrie]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

Looks like it was shot into something soft (it, it missed the pit). The rifling marks are pretty clear.

 

[E.Stoner]

All that shooting into the air!

 

[PATRON]

Avocado lives matter.

 

[jkelly1229]

How do you miss a bullet hole in your produce. I'm picky about squishy cucumbers how do you miss that

 

[DERBIS]

I have a friend that works in produce processing and distribution. They have seen stuff like that before. This one just made it through to the supermarket. Like it was said, probably someone doing some shooting on the farm.

 

[rcoolbaugh]

Doesn't look like that bullet was actually shot.

I pick up lots of bullets at our range that have been fired and in better shape than that one.

 

[cockpitbob]

I thought just about everything edible passes through a metal detector at some point. I guess not.

 

[Dennis in MA]

Had she just planted it, she'd have a crop of AR-15's by now.

 

[cockpitbob]

And in a related news story:

Bodega worker suffers broken jaw after violent avocado attack

The men went on the wild fruit-slinging spree in the Stadium Gourmet Deli near Yankee Stadium after an argument about their food order

Great 50second video in the story


ETA: Serious question. If you were carrying, would you draw? I mean, I think a broken jaw constitutes "serious bodily injury" but if you weren't injured yet, claiming self-defense from fruit might be a little tough.

 

[fshalor]

I'll be using this story to explode the head of at least one MA liberal.

Okay. To be clear. I will ensure that they realize that if they bought said avocado from Whole Foods they would be instant felons.
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[greencobra]

hey, a bonus. I'd have just reloaded it.

 

[bigblue]

hey, a bonus. I'd have just reloaded it.

Will that avocado fit on your press?

 

[Obie1]

I think that amount of copper and lead puts it outside the organic parameters.

 

[psp]

Ah! That's why they are so expensive. 4 for $8.99.

 

[Spanz]

def not preban....

 

[greencobra]

Will that avocado fit on your press?

lol...with a little persuasion it will