I tell her I'm going to the range, leave with one empty gun case, and come home with one more gun than I left with.
This worked great for about 5 years, when she said, "what's the combo for this safe? I have some jewelry I want to put away"
Uh oh.... walked over to the safe (a 28 long gun safe) and opened it for her. "Hmmm, I don't remember there being this many guns. What about this safe over here?"
"Uhhhhhhh, that one's pretty full too."
"Oh, ok, I guess I need a jewelry safe"
"Yeah, that would probably be best, because of you know.....uhm.....solvents and stuff"
Now she has a jewelry safe that's probably going fill up all by itself without me noticing.
This worked great for about 5 years, when she said, "what's the combo for this safe? I have some jewelry I want to put away"
Uh oh.... walked over to the safe (a 28 long gun safe) and opened it for her. "Hmmm, I don't remember there being this many guns. What about this safe over here?"
"Uhhhhhhh, that one's pretty full too."
"Oh, ok, I guess I need a jewelry safe"
"Yeah, that would probably be best, because of you know.....uhm.....solvents and stuff"
Now she has a jewelry safe that's probably going fill up all by itself without me noticing.