tuna
NES Member
Keep your eyes open, you’ll see him.
He’ll be the center of a group of like aged kids, 8-12 or so, grouped together to hide “it” from Karens and Soy men. Or he’ll be strutting about with his hip forward so you’ll see the pocket clip.
He’s the kid who just got his knife for Christmas. And he’s just itching to show you his first physical qualifier of joining the club, the first punch on his man card you might say.
Wanna see a kid swell with pride? Make an excuse and brighten his week.
“Hey, Mac! Lemme borrow your knife for a sec, wouldja? Mine is dull and I haven’t had a chance to sharpen it.”
Don’t ask if he has one, all men carry a knife. Ask to borrow like you’re assuming he’s one of us.
What’re you waiting for? Go ahead, make his day.
He’ll be the center of a group of like aged kids, 8-12 or so, grouped together to hide “it” from Karens and Soy men. Or he’ll be strutting about with his hip forward so you’ll see the pocket clip.
He’s the kid who just got his knife for Christmas. And he’s just itching to show you his first physical qualifier of joining the club, the first punch on his man card you might say.
Wanna see a kid swell with pride? Make an excuse and brighten his week.
“Hey, Mac! Lemme borrow your knife for a sec, wouldja? Mine is dull and I haven’t had a chance to sharpen it.”
Don’t ask if he has one, all men carry a knife. Ask to borrow like you’re assuming he’s one of us.
What’re you waiting for? Go ahead, make his day.