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[Supplier365]

I forgot I had joined up 5 years ago. This morning after 5years a Email came in. I'm back. I have time now. I'm Old. Not as GRUMPY as before but still Old. Glad to be here and hope to learn more from fellow members

 

[greencobra]

what did the email have to say?

 

[chris_1001]

what did the email have to say?

Go green?

 

[greencobra]

Go green?

but he's not green. maybe english is his second language...

 

[chris_1001]

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[FalArAk]

I will save you the time and condense every single thread on NES for the past 5 years into 3 very short sentences.

Go Green!
Join GOAL!
Move to NH!

 

[FalArAk]

And there is no such thing as natural disasters.

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

 

[Woodsloafer]

And there is no such thing as natural disasters.

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

I thought they were caused by UPS drivers making too much money and frucking up everyone's free Prime deliveries.

 

[chris_1001]

I will save you the time and condense every single thread on NES for the past 5 years into 3 very short sentences.

Go Green!
Join GOAL!
Move to NH!

You missed

Flex on the poors (titanium threads)

 

[DJBrad]

I forgot I had joined up 5 years ago. This morning after 5years a Email came in. I'm back. I have time now. I'm Old. Not as GRUMPY as before but still Old. Glad to be here and hope to learn more from fellow members

Get off my lawn!

 

[DJBrad]

I will save you the time and condense every single thread on NES for the past 5 years into 3 very short sentences.

Go Green!
Join GOAL!
Move to NH!

You forgot


“I’m Chris from NES”

 

[chris_1001]

You forgot


“I’m Chris from NES”

I’m the real Chris. But not that one. (Lol)

 

[Andy in NH]

I forgot I had joined up 5 years ago. This morning after 5years a Email came in. I'm back. I have time now. I'm Old. Not as GRUMPY as before but still Old. Glad to be here and hope to learn more from fellow members

Ya got a lot of catching up to do!



(Go Green!)

 

[Dennis in MA]

Green in Different Languages. Translate, Listen, and Learn

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Green green green!

Yellow?

(I forget the rest of the joke.)

 

[not new guy]

So this is your first post since you joined 4 years ago?

 

[TZCHRIS]

I’m the real Chris. But not that one. (Lol)

Hmmmmmmm.......

 

[Matt_SERE]

what did the email have to say?

Some Fed wanted his username so he could be a long term member.

 

[Zappa]

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

 

[Reptile]

And there is no such thing as natural disasters.

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

 

[The5thDentist]

I’m the real Chris. But not that one. (Lol)

Do you sell guns?

 

[chris_1001]

Do you sell guns?

No! And I’m closed.

 

[Supplier365]

So this is your first post since you joined 4 years ago?

Yes sir

 

[Picton]

And there is no such thing as natural disasters.

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

I thought they were caused by UPS drivers making too much money and frucking up everyone's free Prime deliveries.

No, teachers.

All the bad shit is caused by teachers.

 

[Mountain]

I will save you the time and condense every single thread on NES for the past 5 years into 3 very short sentences.

Go Green!
Join GOAL!
Move to NH!

In your quest for brevity you are ignoring all the quality threads that OP missed over the last 5 years:

• Chevy/Ford/Dodge sucks
• Keys, wife, upper decker
• Pointy elbows
• 6.5 Creedmoor is ghey
• Sock puppet parody threads
• Random flex on the poors threads (written by poors pretending they are not) that have absolutely nothing to do with guns
• H-Points still suck
• How to verify a closed gun store sells guns, then demand the proprietor open said closed gun store for your own private shopping session

@Supplier365 , LOL you didn't miss much. If you are good at sifting through a lot of chaff, there are some great gun threads on this forum and a few folks happy to provide sincere help regarding guns and shooting questions.

 

[426wedge]

talk about a gauntlet...Geez

 

[HorizontalHunter]

And there is no such thing as natural disasters.

Disasters are caused by Jews operating Chinese satellites using directed energy weapons to cause election interference and general chaos.

..And the fires in Hawaii so paint your roof blue.

 

[PaulR]

Welcome, Fed.

When you come for all of us, just remember I'm the cool, funny guy with all the great posts in the funny video thread, so you can spare me and let me keep all my guns.

 

[Chevy 2 65]

Buy a glock

 

[Broc]

.260 is the only ethical caliber for deer.

 

[chris_1001]

.260 is the only ethical caliber for deer.

.50 BMG.