Ok, i have a situation!

[biaj53]

If you went down to your local PD and told them, my guess is, they would probably take your name and number in case someone does turn it in. It's pepper spray not a firearm. I've been sprayed plenty of times and I'm still alive.

btw... I love the ... Call SWAT and shelter in place... LOL Good humor on here.

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LOL... This reply was great too

 

[ISOTOX]

All those credentials listed in your signature and you can't even keep from loosing your "tabisco sauce?"

You'd think right.

 

[W.E.C]

Look in the couch seat cushion ,right next to the sock you lost last week.

 

[Obie1]

Lot of loosers on this thread. Your all going to heck. As a professional editor for 38 years, I have become well aware of and a too frequent victim of Muphry's Law, q.v.

Muphry's law is an adage that states: "If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written." The name is a deliberate misspelling of Murphy's law.

 

[TOY539]

Found it, we know where you live. We are on our way.

 

[fencer]

seriously, any advice that isn't a joke? I am nervous it might cone bite me.

What are these cones of which you speak, and how can they bite you? Sounds nasty.

It's pepper spray not a firearm. I've been sprayed plenty of times and I'm still alive.

Dammit Dude! No means No !!

 

[Whutmeworry]

Lot of loosers on this thread. Your all going to heck. As a professional editor for 38 years, I have become well aware of and a to frequent victim of Muphry's Law, q.v.

FIFY, or rather UFIFY!

 

[AHM]

It's not a weapon or a national secret. You have no duty to report it lost or anything else. It's hot sauce in an aerosol can.

Unless he dropped it in the pizza joint. Someone like me might just spray it on his pizza for that extra kick! ...

Is that you, Len?

 

[Len-2A Training]

Is that you, Len?

It could be, it could be!