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Wow 45Collector, do I know you??? Perfect description of me. Bald head with long goatee. Maybe a creep too???
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Mall Ninja Operator pics w/guns
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Wow 45Collector, do I know you??? Perfect description of me. Bald head with long goatee. Maybe a creep too???
45collector
NES Member
No I'm not hatin' on bald heads and goatees, it just doesn't look right on me. ![[wink]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/002.gif "Wink [wink]")
minininjer
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mav
NES Member
Yeah, I'd say the beard is pretty tacticool enough.
I am in the process of growing my goatee as long as possible. Very exciting stuff.![[laugh]](/xen/styles/default/xenforo/smilies.vb/012.gif "Laugh [laugh]")
Did that over the winter... had a righteous goat going, but shaved it last week. Weather's getting warm and I promised the wife that I'd only grow one when it was cold.
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
Stole from funny pic thread
I've been sitting on this for a while, the family didn't want to be out there, so I obscured them a bit. This was an impromptu photo op right after Easter Dinner. Not really Mall Ninga, except maybe my parents
I'll just leave this link right here:
The original mall ninja! - Page 18
Post #172. Warning, what has been seen....
The original mall ninja! - Page 18
Post #172. Warning, what has been seen....
minininjer
NES Door Greeter
Wow, the first pic. Never saw that one before...
The second pic - yeah, that's the infamous, neg-reppable picture
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Guys... do yourselves a favor and do not click the link. Yes, it's that guy
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Wow, the first pic. Never saw that one before...
The second pic - yeah, that's the infamous, neg-reppable picture
Guys... do yourselves a favor and do not click the link. Yes, it's that guy
Thanks for taking one for the team, minininjer!
minininjer
NES Door Greeter
And actually, I think the first pic is far more disturbing than the second one (that most of us know by now). Dat facial expression...
And actually, I think the first pic is far more disturbing than the second one (that most of us know by now). Dat facial expression...
LOL. I googled mall ninja and that first pic came up, and I thought to myself, "self, the fine people at NES have never seen this picture." I'm pretty sure embedding it would get me a vacation, though.
minininjer
NES Door Greeter
I'm not sure why, but it's still there. Post #15 if you don't want to take my word for it
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
Idk what you been googling but the first 67 pics would of been safe to post for me ,..
minininjer
NES Door Greeter
in the second row of my google results for "mall ninja" ...... is another disturbing image. It was of some guy in a banana hammock. Oh! and in the 6th row is that guy
warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
So mini,
What have you been googling to get photos like that to show up?
jasonj84
NES Member
mav
NES Member
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Maybe it's me, but I'd much rather see pics of shooting enthusiasts in their mall ninja operator gear than the crew from Goldman Sucks on vacation down the cape...
Here's hope for those that think jeans is plenty tactical... at least one operator agrees.
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warwickben
bubba Kalashnikov
mav
NES Member
Holy crap, that is gold! I now know the true origins of "Mall Ninja" after reading the thread of that site... literally a mall cop in upstate NY that supposedly studied ninjitsu and treated his job as an excuse to be tacticool.
Truth is stranger than anything I could have imagined.That Chuck Norris ad rocks.
At least there are a bunch wearing ball caps in that pic... it's the one guy in jeans I'd think would get shot: "Hey Akmed, which one of these guys is not like the others?" "I don't know Mohammed the one wearing the blue pants?" "Yes, now shoot that infidel that looks different. He must be a general or something. [edit] Or maybe the infidels brought Chuck Norris out of retirement... shoot him. He is Delta Force."
FWIW, when I was in the field it was Kpots on patrol and patrol caps (w/ ranger roll of course) in base...
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