Am I the only one that thinks this is a good thing? Correction, this COULD be a good thing if we play this hand correctly.
Solution:
U.S. to group A: So, I heard through the sandvine you hate group B?
Group A: Bakalakakakalaka yeah we hate them!
U.S. to group B: Wow those group A guys hate you, quite a bit judging by their bakalaka anger voice. So, do you hate group A just as much?
Group B: Bakadurkabakalaka f*** yeah they suck!
U.S. to group A: Dudes, those group B guys just called you a bunch of bakalakabitches. Here, give me money, take these toys, and show them who the number one durka is around these parts.
U.S. to group B: Guys, those group A guys just said you suck at making couscous and their sandcastle is super legit, whereas yours is simply a humble abode in the shadow of their glorious sand edifice. You aren't going to sit here and take that kind of harsh rhetoric are you? Didn't think so, here, give me all that gold right over there, and try these new toys on for size.
Boom. We are no longer public enemy numero uno, didn't have to launch any tomahawks, and we can watch the fireworks live on the color picture screen without needing any of our own pyrotechnics. The enemy of my enemy is my friend can work on many alternate levels if one is creative enough, and if one is tricky enough...you can make short work of both sides without lifting a damn finger. We aren't interfering, we're simply speeding up the inevitable whilst turning a profit.
1) sell weapons
2) let the crazy people get back to their natural state of being, also known as tribal conflict
3) profit.
Historically, when it comes to profiteering off of war, we were pretty beastly. We should make a triumphant return to the global marketplace, with loyalty only to the value of the USD. There's an ever expanding middle eastern market just waiting to get snatched up.