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Life Among the Liberals Part II: Guns and Fear
Kim du Toit
April 5, 2002
11:06 AM
My wife and I were talking to our younger son’s ex-schoolteacher, who is, unsurprisingly for our Lakeview neighborhood, a part-time social worker and a full-time lesbian. The conversation turned to guns and the Second Amendment. I announced with pride that Son #1 had just completed his NRA training course and had received his Boy Scout Rifle badge.
"Why would you let your son do that?" asked Ex-Teacher, her features wrinkled with distaste.
"Because every boy should learn how to handle a gun," I said, thinking that this was self-evident. (I mean, hasn’t everyone seen "Red Dawn"?)
"Well," said Ex-Teacher, "I don’t want to bring up my son in a culture of macho self-defense."
Whereupon my wife (bless her heart) said sweetly, "I’d rather teach my son macho self-defense, than encourage him to be a quivering victim."
This was an interesting statement coming from my wife (not to mention, of course, a devastating put-down). Interesting because when we first met, she was a resident of Beverly Hills CA, a place not known for its conservatism, and she’d worked in Hollywood, in an industry renowned for, well, Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen. Indeed, when we first started dating, she announced to me in no uncertain terms that she hated guns. My nickname for her at the time was "my Liberal Rubbish Girlfriend."
Turning this fierce gun-hater into a Second Amendment supporter was going to be no easy task, let me tell you. Fortunately, my wife is blessed with matchless commonsense and a well-tuned sense of logic. All I had to do was to show her, over a period of time, the statistics and the reality of gun ownership.
"How," I asked her one day, "do you think that the Afrikaner government managed to keep apartheid in place for so long?" (She was, and is, an unbending opponent of racism. Desmond Tutu had even crashed on her couch one night.)
"They did it by denying the Blacks the vote" was her response.
"But the Blacks outnumbered the Whites by more than ten to one," I pointed out. "You?d think that they could have overthrown the Afrikaners, by numbers alone."
Thoughtful pause. "So how did they do it?"
"Simple. The Government didn?t allow Blacks to own firearms. Only Whites could own firearms legally." (Which was pretty much the case back in the Racist Republic.)
"How could they do that?"
"Well, for starters, all guns were registered. I mean, every gun required a specific license, and you had to show ‘proof’ to the police that you ‘needed’ that specific gun. So, in that scenario, it was easy to deny any individual a gun license. And given that the South African Police was pretty much an Afrikaner institution back then, you might as well have put up a sign saying: ‘No Blacks Need Apply’, when it came to gun licenses."
"How could they do that?"
"No Constitution. The Law was what the Government said it was."
Then one day, by a fine coincidence, we happened to watch a History Channel show called "Liberty! The American Revolution" which described, in great detail, how a bunch of farmers could overthrow the world?s greatest empire. Needless to say, the role of individual gun ownership was closely analyzed, and the importance of the militia became apparent to the Liberal Rubbish Girlfriend.
A little while ago, my wife joined the Second Amendment Sisters (Liberal Rubbish no longer!), and is now the proud possessor of a Browning semi-automatic pistol. Of course, the gun is of little use to her: because we live in the People’s Republic of Chicago, we aren’t allowed to own a handgun, thanks in no small part to Hizzoner Chairman Richard (The Lesser) Daley [spit], who is a gun-hater without peer in the United States (although his own bodyguards are, of course, armed to the teeth). So we keep the Browning and all my guns at a friend’s house outside the city, where they can do us no good whatsoever. Perhaps that’s Daley’s objective: keep the people disarmed, and let the police (and criminals) be the only ones with guns.
The apartheid Afrikaners would have been proud of him.