Guess who's coming to dinner? An Anti!

[Squire]

URGENT UPDATE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS NOW HAPPENING TOMORROW, FOR THE SUPER BOWL.

NOT AT MY HOME AT ANOTHER FRIENDS HOUSE, BUT THE ANTI IS THE WIFE AND IS VERY ACTIVE IN ANTI-GUNNING!

Should I just stay home?

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Hypothetically, if you were going to host an anti at your house, how could you subtly (or not so subtly) communicate your pro 2A position?

- Use the NRA tablecloth?
- USG 50 BMG spend brass as candlesticks?
- Have the reloading press set up in the den?

Any suggestions?

 

[HKdrummer]

Pistol whip his ass when he walks through the door, piss on him, and then tell him he's a pussy and if he tries to take any other civil liberties away from you or your fellow americans, that youll kick his dick so damn hard, he'll be telling women, "yup I have an inny"

 

[Bill Katt]

Be at the kitchen table cleaning your guns before dinner.

 

[SLG6056]

Open carry dinner.

 

[mass]

Don't wash the dishes when done. Plate shoot.

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[Alex9661]

All of the above

 

[gscott]

Personally I would not have one in my house.

 

[Rick1987]

sort brass with the kids while waiting for dinner to cook.

then before you eat say "grace" and thank god for Samuel colt, eugene stoner, gaston glock, and John Moses Browning.

 

[johniac7078]

Hypothetically, if you were going to host an anti at your house, how could you subtly (or not so subtly) communicate your pro 2A position?

- Use the NRA tablecloth?
- USG 50 BMG spend brass as candlesticks?
- Have the reloading press set up in the den?

Any suggestions?

Invite me over too....I'm good with antis.....I'll bring desert too.

 

[John4166]

Take him to the range teach him to shoot a gun he is comfortable with, AR maybe....Show him some WW2 film/video of hundreds of people being rounded up by a dozen armed SS men........ .You might win him over.

 

[gearjunky13]

Don't wash the dishes when done. Plate shoot.

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Pull......boom........the dishes are done

 

[Rick1987]

have a fps russia style dinner.

Russian Meal Time - Epic Meal Time - YouTube

 

[theGringo]

 

[RHJJ]

Drive him into roxbury @ 1 AM. Kick him out of the car, if he makes it out alive he will change his pussy additude.

 

[leewongfei]

Use some hoppes#9 to polish your candle sticks. When the admire the scent, tell them that is hoppes and hand them the bottle. They will figure it out at that point.

 

[Lupo]

Have some parts like magazines, barrels, or ammo in area that your guest is sure to see.

 

[LXnastynotch93]

Dessert (it's a cake lol).

 

[Rick1987]

Dessert (it's a cake lol).

just needs some candle bullets

 

[MAGG]

i love the plate shoot idea haha and damn if thats a cake its not one I wanna eat..looks like leather

 

[AntiHippie]

Pistol whip his ass when he walks through the door, piss on him, and then tell him he's a pussy and if he tries to take any other civil liberties away from you or your fellow americans, that youll kick his dick so damn hard, he'll be telling women, "yup I have an inny"

I like this idea. So subtle he won't even notice.

 

[Reyn]

pat them down when they come in, and say "i just want to see if your armed and if not i will rent you a gun while you are here."

 

[Malkin]

Clean your gun on the kitchen table as the anti is walking in

 

[vipprimo]

Pistol whip his ass when he walks through the door, piss on him, and then tell him he's a pussy and if he tries to take any other civil liberties away from you or your fellow americans, that youll kick his dick so damn hard, he'll be telling women, "yup I have an inny"

No really. Tell us how you feel. Stop holding back!

Don't wash the dishes when done. Plate shoot.

The dishes are done, dude!

My personal opinion is first frisk him. Check outside the door and say, "they're watching us, get in here."
Then spend the rest of the night cleaning your .50 caliber on the table while eating food.

Oh, and try to act normal. lol

 

[Rick1987]

make sure to have plenty of gun magazines. on the coffee table, bathroom.

 

[DONALDG-HOG]

Have a chocolate themed dinner. Serve him chocolate chip pancakes, chocolate milk, chocolate cake for desert... substitute all chocolate with Exlax......... What is the significance you ask?
I dunno but it would be funny when he shits himself.

 

[Business]

I'd ask him to pass the salt

 

[dlarge]

OC

 

[exo]

Get some of those ice cube trays that make cubes shaped like cartridges. Have that be the only ice available.

If they complain, tell them that it's OK, you used a low capacity (10 rounds) tray.

 

[vipprimo]

Get some of those ice cube trays that make cubes shaped like cartridges. Have that be the only ice available.

If they complain, tell them that it's OK, you used a low capacity (10 rounds) tray.

He's an anti, he may construe these for something different and I don't think you're going that route. lol

 

[LXnastynotch93]

He's an anti, he may construe these for something different and I don't think you're going that route. lol