Getting shot with Fake Boobs

[AMV]

Just in case anyone needs to know, before they make that final holiday gift giving decision


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtFIRU-rTuw

 

[Andy in NH]

If you need discount breast implants, be sure to look at the clearance rack.

 

[jkelly1229]

If you need discount breast implants, be sure to look at the clearance rack.

Mismatched sets 20% off

 

[AMV]

All you NES operators may want to keep a set of stick on D cups in your bug out bag….. be the first thing to put on at “Go Time”

 

[KBCraig]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

 

[Agnotology]

Mismatched sets 20% off

Win First and Third place at the next wet T-shirt contest!

 

[SpaceCritter]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

Isn't that somebody's avatar?

 

[Broc]

All you NES operators may want to keep a set of stick on D cups in your bug out bag….. be the first thing to put on at “Go Time”

Tell me you have never been to a NES get together without telling me you have never been.

 

[Broc]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

Same.
Was very disappointed.

 

[SpaceCritter]

All you NES operators may want to keep a set of stick on D cups in your bug out bag….. be the first thing to put on at “Go Time”

...right next to the tampons?

 

[TJ4]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

I thought she was going to fire fake boobs out of a gun like a bean bag round.

 

[Blackmore]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

Austin Powers for the win.

 

[Dennis in MA]

The subject line made me think it was the fake boobs firing the bullets.

If I have to be shot, let them shoot me with a silicone DD.

 

[ralphs]

Sofia Varga for the win...

View: https://youtu.be/yL_oKAif7qI?t=31

 

[Andy in NH]

Mismatched sets 20% off

All the OEM one's that I've paid full price for (in one way or another) to handle weren't identical either.

 

[jkelly1229]

All the OEM one's that I've paid full price for (in one way or another) to handle weren't identical either.

Don't sell yourself short your wife has a lovely pair

 

[Hogie1]

I was thinking this was a "reverse motorboat" maneuver..... LoL #hitmeagain

 

[Buck F]

 

[RumRunner]

I thought she was going to fire fake boobs out of a gun like a bean bag round.

Same here, so very disappointed

 

[RumRunner]

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ok, ready to receive. And hopefully after I catch them she will just say "great hands"

 

[Blackmore]

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AOC delivers. See thru pokies, and titty foking a microphone

 

[Buck F]

AOC delivers. See thru pokies, and titty foking a microphone

Yeah... I'd totally hit that regardless of the politics.

 

[jkelly1229]

Yeah... I'd totally hit that regardless of the politics.

Nah lol... she doesn't seem like she's a lot of fun

 

[mibro]

I thought she was going to fire fake boobs out of a gun like a bean bag round.

+1.


View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XS2hUcBloWM

 

[Buck F]

Nah lol... she doesn't seem like she's a lot of fun

You're nuts, she looks like a real fun ride - as long as you escape before the after/pillow talk

 

[jkelly1229]

You're nuts, she looks like a real fun ride - as long as you escape before the after/pillow talk

I don't see it

She's attractive don't get me wrong I'm not going full stud club here

Just nothing from her screams I'm fun in bed other than the fact she is shit crazy

I see more of a dead fish

 

[Buck F]

I don't see it

She's attractive don't get me wrong I'm not going full stud club here

Just nothing from her screams I'm fun in bed other than the fact she is shit crazy

I see more of a dead fish

Two words: Latin X

I married one once, trust me. <edit> I also avoid hearing her speak as much as possible

 

[jkelly1229]

Two words: Latin X

I married one once, trust me. <edit> I also avoid hearing her speak as much as possible

I'm aware of that matrix as well.

But i just don't see it with aoc

 

[whatluck]

Fake tits are gross.

 

[Gator9329]

Should this be merged with the Shiri Spears thread?