Day Dreaming: Incorporating a NES Town

[whatluck]

If the town has a very big wall around it I'm in. I'll run the strip club.

 

[Brin747]

Gun safety and shooting classes should be a mandatory part of the school's curriculum.

No Prius's allowed on our roads.

 

[Brin747]

Scored a 105 but willing to learn, also willing to set up the local brewery; only two types dark beer and a lager (OK maybe a wheat beer in the spring) no lite beers or non-alcoholic beers.

Put together a good stout and you'll have my vote for Brewmaster General.

 

[drgrant]

If you scored > 100 on the progressive test you're out.

Before or after realizing it was slanted to piss and back? The 2nd time I took it I got a 91.

-Mike

 

[drgrant]

We would be labeled a militia and right wing extremist, and be under scrutiny

We're not already?

-Mike

 

[Jose]

where will the mosque be located?

Inside the pig farm

 

[June4th]

can i park lots of cars on my lawn?

Only if they are Ferrari's and there are women with large lungs next to them.

 

[Bob P]

where will the mosque be located?

It's the little building out back with the crescent moon on the door.

 

[SSShooter]

can i park lots of cars on my lawn?

Up to 9 is fine. 10 or more though is just too many and would violate the bylaws that nobody will read

 

[DickWanner]

Dibs on town drunk! Oh wait, I think Blitz1 already has that job

 

[rudiewhitebwoy]

Maybe we can build it here

http://http://www.landwatch.com/Essex-County-Vermont-Land-for-sale/pid/88979597

 

[Boghog1]

I scored a 72. However, If there is no bacon in this new world...I don't want to be there.

This

 

[Boston_Shooter]

I vote for Jose to be mayor. I'd like to call dibs on opening the town brothel.... The ladies will wear nothing but cowboy hats, spurs and a belt with 2 six shooters on.....and for the ladies in the town we'll have a room out back where Skysoldier will be wearing the same thing.

 

[EddieCoyle]

I'm out.

 

[Boston_Shooter]

I'm out.

You can't be...we need a cat-catcher.

 

[Blitz1]

Dibs on town drunk! Oh wait, I think Blitz1 already has that job

But I don't drink.

no. he's the village bicycle.

Ladies only and I just want to be the seat.

 

[economist]

What with all of the bars, strip clubs, and gun shops I am wondering where the food, clothing, and shelter come from. I'll take a farm about 10 miles out of town, down the road from EC. I figure wheat will sell pretty well come winter.

 

[EddieCoyle]

What with all of the bars, strip clubs, and gun shops I am wondering where the food, clothing, and shelter come from. I'll take a farm about 10 miles out of town, down the road from EC. I figure wheat will sell pretty well come winter.

I don't want to live in a town where things are 'mandatory' - even if it's stuff I like because it'll just be a matter of time before something I don't like becomes mandatory. I'll trade you some of my hemp and malted barley (or the distilled essence thereof) for some wheat.

 

[economist]

I don't want to live in a town where things are 'mandatory' - even if it's stuff I like because it'll just be a matter of time before something I don't like becomes mandatory. I'll trade you some of my hemp and malted barley (or the distilled essence thereof) for some wheat.

Now we're talking. I hate rules myself, which is why I never last long in organized social groups.

 

[HooVooLoo]

I still wanna' blow shit up. Make it so.

 

[Sibb]

I don't want to live in a town where things are 'mandatory' - even if it's stuff I like because it'll just be a matter of time before something I don't like becomes mandatory. I'll trade you some of my hemp and malted barley (or the distilled essence thereof) for some wheat.

Ditto!

But I wouldn't make it in, since I scored a 253.

 

[EddieCoyle]

Ditto!

But I wouldn't make it in, since I scored a 253.

Maybe you can start a commune.

 

[Boghog1]

How about 1 rule
1) Don't be stupid

 

[Blitz1]

Dibs on town drunk! Oh wait, I think Blitz1 already has that job

no. he's the village bicycle.

Maybe you can start a commune.

Zing!!

 

[Sibb]

Maybe you can start a commune.

LOL. I know I scored high, but I'm really not a hippy. Last tree I hugged was in 98, and that's because I was taking cover during some OPFOR!

I liked Fort Devens

 

[richc]

no. he's the village bicycle SEAT.

FIFY

 

[Blitz1]

Dibs on town drunk! Oh wait, I think Blitz1 already has that job

no. he's the village bicycle.

FIFY

See my prior post.

 

[ChevyGuy91]

I am not really good at anything, but OK at lots, I am under 100 and a happy drunk. Can I come?

 

[Bob P]

We should name it Rockridge and make Wolf223 the sheriff.

 

[Gonzo]

We should name it Rockridge and make Wolf223 the sheriff.

Great idea, Howard Johnson!

And everyone has to speak in true mountain man gibberish.