Cuddlist: Professional Cuddling Service

[Dadstoys]

Great, an $80 case of blue balls , such a deal.

 

[JJR56]

The Brigadier Staff Captain with the lisp seemed to go right after the veteran/ptsd when hit with the $80 an hour comment.

Yeah...he kept going there to try and make this seem like it's really a great service.
Lisp Man: "Ya see, it's great for our military"!

What a crock of shit!!!

 

[Snora]

I'd be really curious to see the demographics of the customers.

 

[goodzilla]

The CEO talks like he has a dick in his mouth. What's up with that?

Cripes, you ain't kidding. Dude's got a mouthful

 

[namedpipes]

I'm a forker myself.

You tribber

 

[GM-GUY]

Meh, I'm out...
Minimum clothing of tank top and shorts to mid thigh for both practitioner and client at all times.
No hand to genital contact or intentional genital stimulation of any kind.
No exchanging of saliva in any way.

Sheer skin tight clothing
'Intent' see Comey
It depends on the amount of suction so it wouldn't technically be an 'exchange'

 

[MadatMarek]

The only good hug is a mouth hug

 

[1919FAN]

For 80 bucks an hour I will cuddle high end collectible firearms just sayin

 

[Dadstoys]

For 80 bucks an hour I will cuddle high end collectible firearms just sayin

For 80 bucks an hour , I better need a smoke afterward.

 

[PeterGV]

I am pleased to note that there are no "Certified Professional Cuddlists" in New Hampshire.

We're waaay to practical for that shit.