Be careful when you deliver pizza

[Executive]

Condo Nazis are one thing, Illinois Nazis are altogether different.

I like the idea of a motion sensor located to operate closer to the perimeter of your space. If the condo association gives you a hard time about another light, tell them it is a security issue. Tell them you will hold them responsible if an intruder confronts (surprises) you on your deck again. Get it in writing.


Chris

 

[JRyan]

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The moral of the story is, I got a $13 tip for knocking out a hippie!

Excellent!

 

[Adam_MA]

Excellent!

Yes, I thought so!

 

[sdavid]

How about "fixing" one of the stairs so it squeeks, loudly?

 

[Coyote33]

Condo Nazis are one thing, Illinois Nazis are altogether different.

I like the idea of a motion sensor located to operate closer to the perimeter of your space. If the condo association gives you a hard time about another light, tell them it is a security issue. Tell them you will hold them responsible if an intruder confronts (surprises) you on your deck again. Get it in writing.


Chris

Better still, make them pay for it. I was thinking you could get one of those remote alerts that beep or ring a bell inside like they have at Radio Shack.

I don't think they HAD pizza delivery when I was in high school. The first time I ever experienced that was when I got to UMass. Between pizza deliveries, cable TV, and music videos, we thought we had it made.

 

[Lynne]

The moral of the story is, I got a $13 tip for knocking out a hippie!

You're just so cute.

BTW - did you look then like you look now? If so, then they must have been stoned to try and screw around with you.

 

[The Village Idiot]

Better still, make them pay for it. I was thinking you could get one of those remote alerts that beep or ring a bell inside like they have at Radio Shack.

I don't think they HAD pizza delivery when I was in high school. The first time I ever experienced that was when I got to UMass. Between pizza deliveries, cable TV, and music videos, we thought we had it made.

Was that Bell's (sp) by any chance?

Ed

 

[clinotus]

The moral of the story is, I got a $13 tip for knocking out a hippie!

That made my morning.

 

[Raoul Duke]

Condo Nazis are one thing, Illinois Nazis are altogether different.

I like the idea of a motion sensor located to operate closer to the perimeter of your space. If the condo association gives you a hard time about another light, tell them it is a security issue. Tell them you will hold them responsible if an intruder confronts (surprises) you on your deck again. Get it in writing.


Chris

Chris, just so you don't think it went unnoticed...I got the Illinois Nazis reference and it gave me a chuckle.

 

[Palladin]

I used to deliver pizzas when I was in high school. I got into a fight once, with a bunch of dirty hippie stoners.

I walked up to the house, and before I could knock on the door, someone opened it, and ushered me in. I stood by the door, took the pie out of the bag, and read the amount they owed on the receipt. The guy pulled out a $20 and asked if I had change. Here's where I made my mistake, I pull out my money roll to make change, and the guy says "Naa I think I'll just take what you got there" and pulled out this pitiful little Swiss Army knife (you know the kind you keep on your key chain) I look over and 2 other greasy hippie shit bags are struggling to get out of their bean bag chairs. So I threw the pie like a Frisbee grabbed the guys hand that had the little knife, and punched him in the face 3 times. The last time I hit him, he had backed up to the door, and his head was firmly seated against the door frame, and there was no give at all. He just dropped in place. I turned around, and the other 2 stoners were standing there, with pizza sauce all over them (I guess I hit them). I asked "Who the f***'s next" They just put up their hands and said something like "We're cool" so I took the $20 off the floor, and left.

The moral of the story is, I got a $13 tip for knocking out a hippie!

Great story

 

[Palladin]

News Shooter...you did good. Glad it came out OK.

Get rid of the chain...Razor wire.!

 

[Patriot]

I'm lucky the condo nazis "approved" the chain. They made me take down the solar panel to the floodlight

"I hate condo nazis!"

 

[Sleepytime]

Adam,
GREAT story!!! I'll bet the last though going thru his head was, "But I pull my Swiss..."

 

[Migmojo]

Yes, I thought so!

That was just too funny, stupid hippies.

 

[Adam_MA]

BTW - did you look then like you look now? If so, then they must have been stoned to try and screw around with you.

Nope, I looked more like they did, hair down to my ass and all!

 

[Jay G]

How about "fixing" one of the stairs so it squeeks, loudly?

Claymores. It's the only way to be sure.