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Area Husband Pretends To Give A Shit | Recoil Magazine
OMG... this is hysterical! I remembered it from years ago when seeing this story...
I think, as dudes, we could do the same thing and our wives would think we were listening. We just have to slow it down.
Oh yeah?
No kidding.
Unreal.
What?
OK.
(repeat)
Oh, geez. The guy was on the toilet when she cooked off two rounds into the wall over his head. The writer conjectures, "Whatever her husband was trying to do on that toilet, I bet it happened pretty quickly."
My wife says the same thing,
There’s only 2 things wrong with me,
One is I never listen,
And some other blah blah blah.
Why the hell did he call the cops? If I called for help every time Mrs Pipes threw something at me or shot at me, I'd have to install a revolving door for them!
Why's she shooting at you now?
Area Husband Pretends To Give A Shit | Recoil Magazine
OMG... this is hysterical! I remembered it from years ago when seeing this story...
This is quite possibly the funniest thing i have read all year.My wife says the same thing,
There’s only 2 things wrong with me,
One is I never listen,
And some other blah blah blah.