AZ woman shoots above hubby's head while he's in the br because he won't listen

[mikeyp]

How Not To Handle A Gun, Lesson #5,021,252 - Bearing Arms

 

[mikeyp]

In before the "scared the shit out of him" comments

 

[The5thDentist]

Guilty, but was probably innocent 40 years ago.

 

[Kicker96FS]

Not only the above, but how the hell is he going to listen to her, or anything after two round in a closed room only 7" over his head!? I'll bet his ears are still ringing!

 

[richc]

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OMG... this is hysterical! I remembered it from years ago when seeing this story...

 

[W.E.C]

My wife says the same thing,

There’s only 2 things wrong with me,
One is I never listen,

And some other blah blah blah.

 

[Dennis in MA]

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OMG... this is hysterical! I remembered it from years ago when seeing this story...

A billion years ago - when porn was on VHS, I saw this video. Chick was like, "Yeah, mmm hmmm, ok, yeah, great, yeah, mmm hmm, ok, yeah, great, yeah. . . . " She repeated like 4 words or sounds in a rhythm over and over again.

I think, as dudes, we could do the same thing and our wives would think we were listening. We just have to slow it down.

Oh yeah?
No kidding.
Unreal.
What?
OK.
(repeat)

 

[Rat187]

I think, as dudes, we could do the same thing and our wives would think we were listening. We just have to slow it down.
Oh yeah?
No kidding.
Unreal.
What?
OK.
(repeat)

You forgot, 'I'm on it'...

 

[CC driver]

AZ woman shoots above hubby's head while he's in the br because he won't listen

Safes aren't just to keep out criminals.

 

[Bmcl322]

Like when Freda Felcher broke up with Harry..... He wasn't paying attention or something....


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7hSBRkvmw

 

[Editor]

How Not To Handle A Gun, Lesson #5,021,252 - Bearing Arms

Oh, geez. The guy was on the toilet when she cooked off two rounds into the wall over his head. The writer conjectures, "Whatever her husband was trying to do on that toilet, I bet it happened pretty quickly."

 

[KBCraig]

OMG, her name is actually Linda!

 

[BlueOwl]

My wife says the same thing,

There’s only 2 things wrong with me,
One is I never listen,

And some other blah blah blah.

Oh, yeah? Really? Well, I'm sure it will work out.

 

[mac1911]

is that not what granny did to keep jethro in line? Thats where Bidden got his shotgun tips from. Maybe she should have taken tips from granny before taking arms to a unarmed man

 

[namedpipes]

Why the hell did he call the cops? If I called for help every time Mrs Pipes threw something at me or shot at me, I'd have to install a revolving door for them!

 

[amm5061]

Why the hell did he call the cops? If I called for help every time Mrs Pipes threw something at me or shot at me, I'd have to install a revolving door for them!

Why's she shooting at you now?

 

[namedpipes]

Why's she shooting at you now?

I dunno. She was yapping about something or other but I couldn't hear her over the tv.

 

[Mountain]

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OMG... this is hysterical! I remembered it from years ago when seeing this story...

Holy hell, how did I miss this? LMFAO! So much truth in that...

My boys and I have been trying, so far unsuccessfully, to get my wife to see the doctor regarding her hearing. I now realize why she hasn't been motivated to go: I'M the one who is supposed to listen.

 

[MGnoob]

My wife says the same thing,

There’s only 2 things wrong with me,
One is I never listen,

And some other blah blah blah.

This is quite possibly the funniest thing i have read all year.

 

[omega42]

It's all a big coverup - truth is she missed and lost her nerve after two rounds.

 

[teaser452]

I don’t have a problem when the Mrs. shoots at me. Good practice. When she eventually hits me, that’ll be a good time to practice the medical equipment we have on hand.

When I have to travel back to the shit hole known as Massachusetts, she always says she misses me. And I tell her that that is because she sucks at aiming.

 

[Reptile]

Does she have 2 Black eyes?